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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 4 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | New York Over-Timers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | Houston Blast-Off | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Denver Horse-Track | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Phoenix No-Defense | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 15 | My Team | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 1 | 14 | 2 |
Pre-season
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Alright, let's not kid ourselves, if the arena is packed to the gills, it's because of THE phenomenon. This guy isn't just a basketball player, he's a walking cheat code on the hardwood: give it up for LeBron James! Picture this: standing at 206 cm, but he handles the rock with the agility of a 5'10" point guard and launches missiles from 30 feet like he's at shootaround. When he attacks the paint, it's simple, he's a freight train: either you get out of the way, or you end up on his poster doing the rounds on social media for a week straight. I asked a former player what it felt like to guard him. He looked at me with hollow eyes and said: "It's like trying to catch smoke." Smoke, my friends. You think you've got him, you close your hands, and there's nothing there. He's already on the other side of the court drilling a three in your face with a little smirk. The kind of player who makes you want to quit basketball and open a bakery, because at least bread doesn't disappear when you try to touch it. This team's budget is the GDP of a small country. Seriously, there are nations at the UN moving less cash than this roster. The Second Apron is blown to smithereens, the repeater tax bleeds the owner dry with every signature, and the league watches them with a mix of disgust and fascination. But the owner doesn't care. He has a dream, and that dream is a championship banner hanging from the rafters of this arena. Everything else, the penalties, the sacrificed Draft picks, the zero flexibility, that's just details. Damn details.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
90-134 (L)
Kobe Bryant, this mammoth, announced to huge cheers! Immense pressure!
Michael Jordan misfires along the baseline! Even this living legend has off nights!
This all-time great Michael Jordan loses concentration and the orange with it!
This global icon LeBron James picks up the cheap foul! Shaky emotions under pressure showing!
This once-in-a-lifetime player LeBron James stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!
Coach calls everyone back. Kobe Bryant drags his feet toward the tunnel. Confession: Kobe Bryant believes the away locker room is haunted. Refuses to go in alone. The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.
Kobe Bryant steps back but it's well off! Tendency to rush under fatigue!
This generational talent Michael Jordan calls for a sub! Can't go anymore! Defense that's basically a suggestion taking its toll!
This first-ballot legend Kobe Bryant with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
This hall-of-fame lock Kobe Bryant shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
Kobe Bryant had the chances but couldn't convert. This guy with rings on every finger left wanting.
Kobe Bryant chews his nails on the bench. Michael Jordan stares at his shoes like they're the source of the problem. My evening in one word? Epic. In two words? Epic and loud. We're done! And now: 'The Voice: Office Karaoke After Two Beers Edition.'
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
104-102 (W)
Kobe Bryant opens with a buzzer-beater! This household name making an early statement!
Michael Jordan with a textbook defensive stance! That's how you do it!
Michael Jordan fires a double-clutch layup at the buzzer but can't connect! Limited stamina showing!
This guy with rings on every finger LeBron James is automatic at the buzzer! A pull-up jumper drops again!
Kobe Bryant reads the defense perfectly! Unreal swagger and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Cut! Halftime. Kobe Bryant's jersey is completely drenched in sweat. Rumor has it Kobe Bryant does 100 push-ups before every game. Or 10. Depends who you ask. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.
Kobe Bryant with the clutch rebound! This guy with rings on every finger fighting for every ball!
LeBron James a clutch steal at the critical moment! An off-the-charts basketball IQ right on cue!
Kobe Bryant, this franchise cornerstone, plays to the crowd! A crowd fully behind them is contagious!
LeBron James shoots and finishes through contact! And-one on the decisive possession!
It's over! LeBron James delivers the goods! This living legend walks off a winner!
LeBron James hugs the mascot. Michael Jordan hugs the referee. Awkward. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. That's it. Up next: 'Anthony Bourdain Visits: The Park-and-Ride in Poughkeepsie.' Culture shock.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
95-116 (L)
LeBron James attacks into position! This guy with rings on every finger not wasting any time!
LeBron James, this mammoth, bobbles the rock and the chance evaporates at the buzzer!
This undisputed superstar Kobe Bryant gets pickpocketed on the low block! Sloppy handling!
LeBron James, this walking skyscraper, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over limited stamina!
Kobe Bryant, this household name, operates at the top of the key with a step-back three! Clinic!
Back to the locker room. Michael Jordan punches his locker. Did you know? Michael Jordan launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.
Michael Jordan slams the Spalding in frustration! Tendency to rush on full display!
A devastating dunk from LeBron James hits the iron! Sometimes predictable game under the spotlight!
Michael Jordan dishes into the right spacing! Next-level basketball IQ and elite court awareness!
LeBron James, this global icon, with the tired turnover! Legs and mind fatigued!
This once-in-a-lifetime player Michael Jordan congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this once-in-a-lifetime player.
Kobe Bryant walks head down toward the tunnel. Michael Jordan drags his feet behind, shoulders slumped. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. Thanks for watching this game. And now: 'Deal or No Deal: Office Fridge Edition.'
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
112-109 (W)
LeBron James takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
LeBron James, this big fella, smothers the ball-handler! No options!
Kobe Bryant rises up but the shot rims out! Ego the size of Texas rears its ugly head!
A buzzer beater by LeBron James from the right corner! That dawg mentality in every fiber!
Michael Jordan, this mountain of a man, exploits the mismatch from way beyond the arc! Smart play!
Back in the locker room, LeBron James sits down and stares at the ceiling. Staff confession: LeBron James is afraid of pigeons. Not 7-foot centers, no. Pigeons. Both teams return. You can tell the coach gave them an earful.
LeBron James comes alive in the second quarter! A half-court heave from way beyond the arc! Clutch!
Michael Jordan, this absolute legend, shuts down the play under the basket! Lockdown defender!
The arena is electric! This global icon Michael Jordan thriving in a packed arena!
LeBron James with the go-ahead pull-up jumper! This living legend seizes the moment!
Michael Jordan shoots to the crowd! A salute to the fans! This hall-of-fame lock gave everything!
LeBron James and Kobe Bryant slap each other's butts. Michael Jordan declines the invitation. On my end, I ate a hot dog so disgusting I'd classify it as a traumatic experience. We're done! And now: 'The Voice: Office Karaoke After Two Beers Edition.'
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
89-123 (L)
This hall-of-fame lock Michael Jordan comes out aggressive! Opens with a euro-step at the buzzer!
This franchise cornerstone Michael Jordan shanks a half-court heave from the right corner! That's uncharacteristic!
Michael Jordan charges right into the defender! Turnover! Tendency to rush when controlling pace!
Michael Jordan falls asleep on the weak side! Hot head exposed!
Kobe Bryant, this potential GOAT, barks at the teammate! Tendency to rush taking over!
The locker room. Michael Jordan sprawls out full-length on the bench. Little secret: Michael Jordan watches cat videos between quarters. Says it's relaxing. The tunnel spits the players out. The war resumes.
LeBron James misfires in transition! This certified GOAT candidate searching for answers!
This certified GOAT candidate LeBron James can barely get up the court! Fatigue setting in!
Michael Jordan, this mammoth, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted under the basket!
LeBron James gets a technical for complaining! Hot head on full display!
Kobe Bryant, this oversized freak, hangs the head. Tough loss despite silky smooth technique effort.
LeBron James leaves the court at a jog. Michael Jordan stays there, planted at center court, motionless. I learned tonight that LeBron James used to be a volunteer firefighter. That explains the unique running style. See you soon. And now: '911: My Cat Climbed on Top of the Wardrobe.'
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
88-104 (L)
LeBron James fades away onto the floor! The crowd roars for this all-time great!
A bank shot attempt by Kobe Bryant falls short! Hot head in the legs!
Kobe Bryant coughs up the Wilson! Tendency to rush strikes again at the top of the key!
Kobe Bryant gets posted up and scored on! This global icon overpowered!
This hall-of-fame lock Michael Jordan with a picture-perfect devastating dunk! The crowd goes wild!
The players leave the court. Kobe Bryant clings to the tunnel railing. Intel: Kobe Bryant refuses to play if the ball isn't inflated to exactly 8 PSI. Not 7.9, not 8.1. Eight. Back on the court. The crowd greets them with a standing ovation.
This all-time great Michael Jordan throws an elbow in frustration! Tendency to force bad shots on full display!
This first-ballot legend Michael Jordan muscles up a double-clutch layup but can't get it to fall!
Kobe Bryant, this towering presence, posts up the smaller defender! Mismatch hunting!
This undisputed superstar LeBron James has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This first-ballot legend LeBron James leaves the hardwood with head held high. Fought to the end.
Kobe Bryant looks like someone who hasn't slept in three days. Michael Jordan looks like someone who won't sleep tonight. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. Good night! And now: 'Naked and Afraid: Lost in the Shopping Mall.'
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
101-118 (L)
LeBron James, this mountain of a man, sets the tone immediately! Unreal swagger from the jump!
LeBron James, this walking skyscraper, can't finish off the pick and roll! That one stings!
This certified GOAT candidate LeBron James commits the 5-second violation! Clock management limited stamina!
Kobe Bryant bites on the pump fake! This first-ballot legend sent flying under the basket!
What a play by Kobe Bryant! A free throw from way beyond the arc! This once-in-a-lifetime player is cooking!
Break. Kobe Bryant collapses on the locker room floor, arms spread wide. They say Kobe Bryant has a ritual where he touches the basket post three times. If someone watches, starts over. Second half! The hardwood is about to shake again.
Michael Jordan picks up the second technical! This basketball god ejected! Tendency to rush!
LeBron James air-mails a hook shot from downtown! Way off for this potential GOAT!
Michael Jordan, this basketball god, orchestrates the delay game! Unreal swagger in action!
This household name LeBron James can barely jump! The springs are gone at the top of the key!
This certified GOAT candidate Michael Jordan tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
Kobe Bryant refuses Toronto Border-Patrol's handshake. Michael Jordan offers a limp one with just his fingertips. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
81-111 (L)
Michael Jordan, this basketball god, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Michael Jordan with the off-balance buzzer-beater! This first-ballot legend couldn't set the feet!
This hall-of-fame lock LeBron James with turnover number points! Tendency to force bad shots is piling up!
LeBron James gives up the back door! Defense that's basically a suggestion when overplaying!
Kobe Bryant mouths off and picks up a T! Tendency to force bad shots taking over!
Break. Michael Jordan collapses on the locker room floor, arms spread wide. Little secret: Michael Jordan listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
LeBron James rises up the pill into nothing! Hot head on full display tonight!
LeBron James, this towering presence, laboring up and down! Occasional mental lapses draining the energy!
Kobe Bryant, this absolute unit, fumbles the entry pass under the basket!
LeBron James goes to work angrily after the turnover! This potential GOAT spiraling!
Michael Jordan walks off in silence. This potential GOAT gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Michael Jordan slams his fist on the bench. Kobe Bryant places his palm flat, as if to calm the surface. On my end, I ate a hot dog so disgusting I'd classify it as a traumatic experience. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
77-115 (L)
This potential GOAT LeBron James means business! Fast start from the left corner!
Michael Jordan launches a pull-up jumper and... Airball! Shaky emotions under pressure at its peak!
LeBron James goes to work into a dead end back to the basket! Turnover! Tendency to force bad shots!
Michael Jordan gets crossed over! This hall-of-fame lock left frozen driving to the hoop!
Kobe Bryant can't mask the disappointment! This once-in-a-lifetime player wearing it on the sleeve!
That's a cut. LeBron James stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. Anecdote: LeBron James fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Michael Jordan with the contested sky hook in the paint! No good! Bad selection!
Michael Jordan dishes a step slower than usual! Heavy feet in the tank!
This generational talent LeBron James dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!
Michael Jordan mutters to himself walking back! This basketball god fighting inner demons!
Kobe Bryant rises up past the media. This global icon not in the mood to talk.
Kobe Bryant refuses to watch the replay on the jumbotron. Michael Jordan watches it and immediately regrets it. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
91-132 (L)
This living legend Kobe Bryant in the starting lineup! Let's see what this living legend brings!
LeBron James rushes a thunderous slam in transition! Defense that's basically a suggestion creeping in!
Kobe Bryant tries to be too fancy and loses the orange! Defense that's basically a suggestion in the decision-making!
This absolute legend Kobe Bryant bites on the fake! Beaten back to the basket!
LeBron James spins the towel! This global icon showing lack of consistency!
That's a wrap for now. LeBron James dives into the tunnel. Confession: LeBron James believes the away locker room is haunted. Refuses to go in alone. Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.
This global icon Michael Jordan whiffs on a sky hook! The crowd groans!
Michael Jordan is gassed! This potential GOAT bent over at half court! Injury-prone body catching up!
Kobe Bryant dunks into a trap! Lack of consistency when reading the defense!
Kobe Bryant, this household name, refuses to high-five! Injury-prone body hurting the chemistry!
LeBron James, this absolute legend, takes the loss hard. Heavy feet at the wrong moments.
LeBron James sighs so loudly that the reporters hear it. Kobe Bryant winces. I spent the evening explaining basketball rules to my new intern. He still thinks you can walk with the ball. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
76-120 (L)
This hall-of-fame lock Kobe Bryant opens the scoring! A two-handed slam! Early advantage!
This absolute legend Michael Jordan misfires again! Heavy feet could cost the team!
Michael Jordan with a wild pass that sails out! This living legend giving it away!
Kobe Bryant loses the screen battle! Ego the size of Texas around the picks!
Kobe Bryant, this tree of a man, sits down hard on the bench! Occasional mental lapses written all over his face!
Halftime whistle. LeBron James has dried blood on his elbow but plays tough. Little secret: LeBron James watches cat videos between quarters. Says it's relaxing. Back for the second half. The coach slammed his fist on the table.
This undisputed superstar Kobe Bryant short-arms a double-clutch layup from mid-range! Not enough lift!
LeBron James is visibly tired! This basketball god needs a timeout badly!
LeBron James with the lazy pass! Lack of consistency leading to easy points!
LeBron James, this franchise cornerstone, yells at the coaching staff! Tendency to rush causing friction!
This potential GOAT Kobe Bryant stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this potential GOAT wanted.
Kobe Bryant walks toward the tunnel without a word. Michael Jordan stares at the scoreboard as if it might change. My evening? I spent it holding back tears. Of joy? Of exhaustion? Both. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
82-127 (L)
LeBron James looks dialed in from the start! A killer instinct preparation showing!
LeBron James with a wild attempt! This hall-of-fame lock not finding the range tonight!
Kobe Bryant rises up the rock right to the defense! Costly mistake by this franchise cornerstone!
This guy with rings on every finger Michael Jordan can't recover! Scored on in transition! Lack of consistency!
Michael Jordan storms to the bench! This absolute legend is visibly upset!
Halftime. Kobe Bryant is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Fun fact: Kobe Bryant blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
Kobe Bryant, this long boy, draws the foul but can't capitalize! Injury-prone body!
This once-in-a-lifetime player Michael Jordan is a warrior but the body says no! The four quarters of war!
LeBron James, this titan, steps out of bounds with the orange! Mental lapse!
Kobe Bryant crosses over away from the huddle! This absolute legend in a dark place mentally!
Michael Jordan, this living legend, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Michael Jordan takes off his shoes and carries them like a ghost. LeBron James follows the same path. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
76-120 (L)
This global icon LeBron James comes out firing! A double-clutch layup in the first minute!
Michael Jordan clanks another one off the rim! This household name needs to find rhythm!
Michael Jordan, this walking skyscraper, gets called for the carry! Tendency to force bad shots in ball-handling!
Kobe Bryant, this mountain of a man, gets blown by on the perimeter! Tendency to rush in the legs!
LeBron James, this once-in-a-lifetime player, with the frustrated foul! Injury-prone body in tough moments!
Halftime. LeBron James throws his towel on the floor walking in. Fun fact: LeBron James tried to negotiate a 'mandatory nap' clause in his contract. Denied. The players charge out of the tunnel. Smells like a comeback.
A floater from LeBron James catches the back rim and pops out! So close!
LeBron James, this titan, is moving in slow motion! Tank is empty!
Kobe Bryant, this absolute unit, gets the ball poked away! Defense that's basically a suggestion when protecting the ball!
Michael Jordan glares at the scoreboard! This guy with rings on every finger not happy with the situation!
LeBron James reflects on what could have been. Occasional mental lapses the difference tonight.
LeBron James's eyes are red, jaw tight. Kobe Bryant apologizes to the coach, voice cracking. Did you know that Kobe Bryant practices volunteer firefighter on Tuesdays? Builds character, that does. Good evening! Up next: 'Fixer Upper: Renovating a Studio on a Twelve-Dollar Budget.' Challenge accepted.
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
92-112 (L)
And we're underway! Michael Jordan touches the basketball first! This first-ballot legend looks eager!
Michael Jordan, this titan, gets stuffed trying a bank shot! Denied!
This first-ballot legend Michael Jordan forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!
This hall-of-fame lock LeBron James gives up the offensive rebound! Sometimes predictable game when boxing out!
Michael Jordan, this 7-footer, muscles in for a euro-step! Pure power!
The players leave the court. Michael Jordan clings to the tunnel railing. Intel: Michael Jordan refuses to play if the ball isn't inflated to exactly 8 PSI. Not 7.9, not 8.1. Eight. Back on the floor, faces full of determination.
Michael Jordan, this beanpole, throws the hands up! Exasperated in the paint!
LeBron James takes a tough bank shot and it doesn't go! Injury-prone body in shot selection!
This living legend Michael Jordan switches defensive assignments on the fly! Natural-born leadership!
Kobe Bryant, this generational talent, is dragging! The 48 regulation minutes minutes taking their toll!
Michael Jordan drives to the tunnel in disappointment. This household name will learn from this.
LeBron James refuses San Antonio Skyscrapers's handshake. Michael Jordan offers a limp one with just his fingertips. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
82-122 (L)
Michael Jordan, this big fella, is introduced and the arena explodes! This generational talent is in the building!
Michael Jordan can't buy a bucket! Another miss driving to the hoop! Frustrating!
LeBron James with the errant pass! This household name needs to settle down!
LeBron James, this walking skyscraper, fouls unnecessarily under the basket! Tendency to rush!
Kobe Bryant, this mountain of a man, waves off the play call! Limited stamina hurting the team!
Time to breathe. Michael Jordan has both hands on both knees, completely cooked. Fun fact: Michael Jordan is unbeatable at arm wrestling in the locker room. Even the center is scared. We're back! The players look fired up.
LeBron James, this long boy, gets the look but can't convert at the buzzer!
LeBron James, this titan, looks exhausted from the right corner! The legs are gone!
LeBron James, this 7-footer, gets stripped driving to the hoop! Hot head exposed!
Michael Jordan, this tree of a man, shows negative body language! Occasional mental lapses creeping in!
LeBron James, this titan, trudges off the field house. Lessons to take from this one.
LeBron James rips off his headband and throws it on the ground. Michael Jordan picks up his own and folds it carefully. Fun fact: my sound engineer fell asleep during the second quarter. I woke him with an elbow. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
My Team finishes #15 (2W-13L). Better luck next season! MVP: LeBron James.
Season Journal
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby!
Alright, let's not kid ourselves, if the arena is packed to the gills, it's because of THE phenomenon. This guy isn't just a basketball player, he's a walking cheat code on the hardwood: give it up for LeBron James! Picture this: standing at 206 cm, but he handles the rock with the agility of a 5'10" point guard and launches missiles from 30 feet like he's at shootaround. When he attacks the paint, it's simple, he's a freight train: either you get out of the way, or you end up on his poster doing the rounds on social media for a week straight.
I asked a former player what it felt like to guard him. He looked at me with hollow eyes and said: "It's like trying to catch smoke." Smoke, my friends. You think you've got him, you close your hands, and there's nothing there. He's already on the other side of the court drilling a three in your face with a little smirk. The kind of player who makes you want to quit basketball and open a bakery, because at least bread doesn't disappear when you try to touch it.
This team's budget is the GDP of a small country. Seriously, there are nations at the UN moving less cash than this roster. The Second Apron is blown to smithereens, the repeater tax bleeds the owner dry with every signature, and the league watches them with a mix of disgust and fascination. But the owner doesn't care. He has a dream, and that dream is a championship banner hanging from the rafters of this arena. Everything else, the penalties, the sacrificed Draft picks, the zero flexibility, that's just details. Damn details.
My Team finishes #15 (2W-13L). Better luck next season! MVP: LeBron James.
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