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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 3 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | My Team | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | New York Over-Timers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Denver Horse-Track | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 9 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 14 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Phoenix No-Defense | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 0 | 15 | 0 |
Pre-season
Ladies and gentlemen, good evening and welcome to what is probably going to be the most electric night of this season. The arena is packed to the rafters, there are people standing in the corridors, security gave up trying to control anything, and the DJ is blasting so loud the scoreboard is vibrating. We are here to talk about a legendary franchise. A team that has seen sacred monsters pass through, that has lived through dream seasons and nightmare years, that has rebuilt ten times over and always comes back with the same devouring hunger. The team with no name, baby! There's one guy on this team who scares the living hell out of everyone. Opponents, coaches, referees, even his own teammates sometimes. That's Victor Wembanyama. Standing at 224 cm, shoulders like a linebacker, and a touch on the ball so soft it makes you want to cry. This damn player can drop 40 one night, grab 15 boards the next, and slap you with a triple-double night after just because he was bored. The kind of guy you want on your squad and pray you never have to face. The opposing locker room before the game, you know what they talk about? Not the game plan. Not the offensive scheme. No. They talk about HIM. "How do we stop him?" "Who takes the matchup?" "Does he look tired?" Spoiler: he's never tired. And even when he looks tired, it's a trap. The man fakes exhaustion in the third quarter and drops 14 in the fourth like a coiled spring being released. Opposing coaches have 50-page scouting reports on him, and every single page is absolutely useless. And here it is, ladies and gentlemen, the cherry on top, the plot twist nobody saw coming: the coach recruited Captain America. A military personnel. To play professional basketball. I'll repeat for the people in the back: a military personnel, with their service rifle, on an NBA hardwood. The guy showed up at his first practice asking where the locker rooms were... And went the wrong way. Twice. But the coach swears on everything holy that Captain America has "something." We don't know what exactly, but he has "something." In the meantime, the guy runs around like a headless chicken, confuses the frontline with the basketball, and has already racked up three technical fouls for trying to negotiate with the referee. The budget is like the guy who goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, orders one entree and splits the dessert. It's not poverty, but it's not the high life either. They've got a decent roster, nobody's complaining, but nobody's saying "damn, what a squad" either. Solid without being spectacular. The kind of team that beats you on a Tuesday and you've forgotten about them by Wednesday morning. But underestimate them and they'll make you pay.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
88-119 (L)
Vin Diesel steps onto the gymnasium! From executing the daring stunt to this, game time!
Captain America can't convert! The military personnel's touch with the frontline deserted them!
Captain America commits the live-ball turnover! Their service rifle would be ashamed!
Kakashi Hatake beaten off the dribble! Quicker than the game slipping from a singer!
This seasoned vet Barry Allen capitalizes under the basket! A floater with an off-the-charts basketball IQ!
Heading in. Barry Allen's eyes are bloodshot from sheer effort. Bus driver's confession: Barry Allen raps gibberish during road trips. Loudly. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.
Barry Allen storms to the bench! Heated! This superhero doesn't handle losing well!
Vin Diesel misses the triple! Three-pointers aren't like triple-checking the daring stunt!
Captain America controls the glass! Board work as precise as a day job with their service rifle!
Victor Wembanyama, this 7-footer, is moving in slow motion! Tank is empty!
Vin Diesel wipes a tear! A stuntman who poured everything into the effort!
Vin Diesel's face is locked shut, zero emotion. Barry Allen hides his eyes under a towel. Your commentator survived one game, four coffees, and a sandwich of questionable date. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
100-96 (W)
Barry Allen announces themselves! The superhero has arrived and the building knows it!
Kakashi Hatake draws the offensive foul! Smart play, great positioning!
Kakashi Hatake, this swiss-army-knife type, loses the handle and the opportunity! Tendency to force bad shots!
Victor Wembanyama, this beanpole, carves up the defense for a tear drop! Beautiful!
Victor Wembanyama, this dude putting the league on notice, times the cut perfectly! Backdoor for an and-one!
Halftime. Vin Diesel's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Did you know Vin Diesel keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. We're back! The players look fired up.
Barry Allen with the game-winner! The winning touch of their bare hands on the game!
Kakashi Hatake takes the charge! Tough as nails, that's a singer who doesn't back down!
The road crowd tries to rally but Victor Wembanyama silences them! A standing ovation!
Vin Diesel, this do-it-all player, scores the go-ahead! A sky hook! Heart of a champion!
Captain America with the game ball! Earned it the hard way, military personnel style!
Captain America hits a dab in 2026. Vin Diesel does an ironic dab. Kakashi Hatake has no idea what that is. I spent my evening screaming into a microphone, and honestly, I'd do it all over again. We're wrapping up the mics. Up next: 'Chopped: Tupperware Lunch at the Office Edition.'
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
109-88 (W)
Captain America begins their shift on the venue! A military personnel starting the their service rifle shift!
Kakashi Hatake explodes and it's a reverse layup! This hungry young player proving the doubters wrong!
Captain America times it perfectly and rejects the shot! A double team from the left corner!
This guy with a proven track record Barry Allen with the behind-the-back dish! Highlight-reel pass!
This guy with a proven track record Barry Allen recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!
Back to the locker room. Victor Wembanyama's shorts are torn but he couldn't care less. I've been told Victor Wembanyama once ordered a pizza during a timeout. The coach was not amused. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Kakashi Hatake with another catch-and-shoot triple! You can't stop this man!
This dude out of nowhere Kakashi Hatake turns the hostile crowd into stunned silence!
Captain America cheers the loudest! Happy as a military personnel clocking out on a Friday!
The emotion is real as Kakashi Hatake the singer delivers their best with their bare hands!
Barry Allen waves goodbye to the palace of hoops! See you next time, from their bare hands to the leather!
Barry Allen grabs Kakashi Hatake and hoists her onto his shoulders. Victor Wembanyama tries to climb on too. It ends in a pile. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. Good evening! Up next: 'Fixer Upper: Renovating a Studio on a Twelve-Dollar Budget.' Challenge accepted.
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
114-99 (W)
Victor Wembanyama, this mammoth, sets the tone immediately! Insane court vision from the jump!
Vin Diesel answers back with a sky hook! Nerves of steel under pressure!
This guy everybody knows Captain America with a critical stop! A defensive stop when it counts!
Captain America with the lob pass under the basket! This franchise guy to the teammate! Boom!
Kakashi Hatake traps with the double! Trapping them, the singer knows how to corner prey!
Coach calls everyone back. Victor Wembanyama drags his feet toward the tunnel. Did you know Victor Wembanyama started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
Barry Allen lays it in softly! Touch softer than a superhero's hands on the job!
The crowd waves their service rifle replicas! Captain America has started a movement!
Kakashi Hatake tips the rebound to a teammate! Selfless play from this singer!
The story of Barry Allen: a superhero by morning, a baller by night. The game would be proud!
Barry Allen tips their hat! The superhero salute! Pure class!
Vin Diesel and Victor Wembanyama swing Barry Allen around by his arms like a carousel. He looks sick. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. That's a wrap for tonight. Coming up: 'The Amazing Race: Subway Line 13.' Viewer discretion advised.
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
113-97 (W)
Barry Allen wins the opening tip! Tipping off with superhero energy!
A euro-step from Captain America! Another dagger! This franchise guy closing the door!
Barry Allen with the help-side brilliant anticipation! This respected competitor always in position!
Vin Diesel, this combo guard, delivers the entry pass! Beautiful feed into the post!
Barry Allen changes the defensive scheme! Strategic mind of a superhero!
The locker room. Barry Allen sprawls out full-length on the bench. Fun fact: Barry Allen tried to patent a celebration after a three-pointer. The application was rejected. The arena lights up, the players are back. Game on.
A finger roll from Kakashi Hatake! This total unknown reminding everyone why they're on top!
The jumbotron shows Kakashi Hatake's singer highlight reel! What a career!
Victor Wembanyama finds the open teammate! This league veteran making everyone better!
From humble the game beginnings, Kakashi Hatake rises at the hardwood!
It's over! Victor Wembanyama delivers the goods! This respected competitor walks off a winner!
Captain America and Barry Allen freestyle a victory rap. Kakashi Hatake does the beatbox. It's terrible but magnificent. Fun fact: my driver has been waiting in the parking lot for an hour. He's sent me 14 messages. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
116-95 (W)
Captain America crosses over into position! This multi-time All-Star not wasting any time!
Kakashi Hatake, this swiss-army-knife type, uses every inch to deliver a euro-step!
Victor Wembanyama, this oversized freak, contests everything from downtown! Natural-born leadership on full display!
Vin Diesel, this all-around player, hits the cutter perfectly! Pure God-given talent right on time!
Barry Allen directs traffic on the floor! Traffic control by a superhero with the game!
Halftime! Captain America has the hardwood pattern imprinted on his elbow. Fun fact: Captain America failed the driving test three times. On the court it's a different story, thankfully. Back in action! The coach got the message across.
Barry Allen, this solid pro, threads the needle for a devastating dunk at half court!
Captain America tips their sneakers to the crowd! The military personnel gesture with their service rifle!
This surprise package Kakashi Hatake claps for the rookie! Encouragement from this surprise package!
Win or lose, Captain America has earned respect tonight! This reliable star warrior spirit!
Vin Diesel exits to a standing ovation! The stuntman with their crash mat earns it!
Barry Allen rips off his jersey and launches it into the crowd. Vin Diesel does the same. The coach rolls his eyes. My wife texted me: 'when are you coming home?' I said 'after the game.' That was two hours ago. We're out! And now, 'House Hunters: Broom Closet Edition.' Cozy open concept.
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
121-84 (W)
Barry Allen takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Captain America converts a tough fadeaway jumper back to the basket! Skill level: elite!
Barry Allen threads the needle! Beautiful assist from the right corner! Unreal court vision!
An and-one by Victor Wembanyama! The crowd erupts! An off-the-charts basketball IQ personified!
Barry Allen with the denial defense! This league veteran not giving an inch!
Break! Kakashi Hatake heads straight to the bathroom moment she hits the locker room. Intel: Kakashi Hatake once called an imaginary timeout in the middle of a game. The ref actually hesitated. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.
Kakashi Hatake banks a bucket off the glass! Geometry learned from the singer life!
Vin Diesel scores in garbage time! Garbage time? A stuntman doesn't waste the daring stunt!
Kakashi Hatake shoots the free throw and hits the top of the backboard! Yikes!
This franchise cornerstone Vin Diesel waves goodbye to the opponent! A finger to the lips to hush the crowd! Savage!
Vin Diesel is named player of the game! The stuntman is also the star!
Vin Diesel does a handstand. Barry Allen holds him by the feet. The crowd holds its breath. I tried taking notes during the game. My notebook is full of incomprehensible scribbles. Good evening! Up next: 'Fixer Upper: Renovating a Studio on a Twelve-Dollar Budget.' Challenge accepted.
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
127-84 (W)
Barry Allen locks eyes with the opponent! The stare of a superhero who means business!
Vin Diesel sinks it at half court. A stuntman never misses the daring stunt, and never misses the hoop!
Vin Diesel drops it off underneath! Sneaky as a stuntman slipping the daring stunt into place!
Captain America goes to work through traffic and scores! Incredible finish!
Kakashi Hatake jumps into the passing lane! A brilliant anticipation! Huge play!
Buzzer sounds, halftime! Vin Diesel walks head down toward the tunnel. Small detail: Vin Diesel whistles the national anthem before every game. Off-key. Consistently off-key. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
The crowd erupts as Vin Diesel nails a devastating dunk! A stuntman on fire at the field house!
The rout is on! Captain America's their service rifle dismantled the opposition like the frontline!
Kakashi Hatake called a timeout to check on the game! Priorities!
Kakashi Hatake chest-bumps after an and-one! Impact worthy of a singer victory!
Kakashi Hatake wraps up with a double-double! Double duty: their bare hands and the damn ball!
Kakashi Hatake grabs Vin Diesel and hoists him onto her shoulders. Captain America tries to climb on too. It ends in a pile. My wife texted me: 'when are you coming home?' I said 'after the game.' That was two hours ago. Good night everyone! Coming up: 'Boot Camp: Supermarket Checkout Line Edition.' Discipline.
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
97-100 (L)
Vin Diesel, this certified GOAT candidate, embraces the packed arena! Game on!
Vin Diesel, this combo guard, dominates facing the rim and puts up a euro-step! Unstoppable!
Barry Allen scrambles but can't close out! Open look given up! Heavy feet!
Victor Wembanyama shoots the pill into the front rim! That's frustrating for this up-and-coming baller!
Vin Diesel converts the and-one! A deep three! This all-time great won't go quietly!
Players head to the locker room. Vin Diesel has tape on three fingers. Juicy intel: Vin Diesel turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. The arena lights up, the players are back. Game on.
Captain America can't hit the go-ahead! Defense that's basically a suggestion when the lights are brightest!
Victor Wembanyama, this colossus, shows negative body language! Limited stamina creeping in!
This name that's buzzing Barry Allen flips the script! From struggle to dominance!
Vin Diesel bricks it when it matters! Their crash mat accuracy went home early!
Barry Allen rises up to the tunnel in disappointment. This seasoned vet will learn from this.
Vin Diesel's gaze is cold, distant. Barry Allen's gaze is hot, angry. During the break, I tried to juggle three balls. My cameraman filmed everything. It'll come out someday. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
96-104 (L)
Vin Diesel looks dialed in from the start! Ridiculous creativity preparation showing!
Vin Diesel rattles it out! Shaking the gymnasium with their crash mat intensity!
Kakashi Hatake penetrates carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!
Captain America turns the head and loses the man! This multi-time All-Star napping defensively!
This newcomer Kakashi Hatake goes to work from the left corner! A half-court heave drops beautifully!
That's a cut. Kakashi Hatake stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. Intel: Kakashi Hatake once called an imaginary timeout in the middle of a game. The ref actually hesitated. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.
Barry Allen tugs at their jersey! Frustrated, but the superhero will bounce back!
Barry Allen misfires facing the rim! This up-and-coming baller searching for answers!
Victor Wembanyama, this big fella, posts up the smaller defender! Mismatch hunting!
This league veteran Victor Wembanyama has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
Kakashi Hatake consoles teammates! The heart of a singer in that moment!
Captain America presses his forehead against the tunnel glass. Victor Wembanyama walks right past without noticing. Fun fact: my driver has been waiting in the parking lot for an hour. He's sent me 14 messages. We're out! And now, 'House Hunters: Broom Closet Edition.' Cozy open concept.
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
101-115 (L)
This surprise package Kakashi Hatake in the starting lineup! Let's see what this surprise package brings!
Victor Wembanyama, this tree of a man, gets the look but can't convert from mid-range!
This hall-of-fame lock Vin Diesel commits the 5-second violation! Clock management lack of consistency!
Vin Diesel bites on the fake! Fooled like a stuntman by counterfeit the daring stunt!
Kakashi Hatake pops the jumper! Clean as their bare hands after a polish!
Time to breathe. Vin Diesel has both hands on both knees, completely cooked. Confession: Vin Diesel calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. Play resumes. The DJ drops a beat to hype up the crowd.
Kakashi Hatake storms to the bench! This player nobody saw coming is visibly upset!
Barry Allen can't buy a bucket! Maybe the game would be easier to aim!
Victor Wembanyama explodes to the weak side! This next-level player exploiting the rotation!
Captain America is spent! Used up like the frontline after a military personnel's long day!
Vin Diesel takes the loss hard! Hard as the daring stunt on a bad stuntman day!
Captain America collapses into the first available chair. Kakashi Hatake stays standing, eyes glazed over. During the break, I tried to juggle three balls. My cameraman filmed everything. It'll come out someday. See you at the next game. In the meantime: 'MasterClass: How to Fold a Fitted Sheet.' Gripping television.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
113-92 (W)
This up-and-coming baller Victor Wembanyama gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
Barry Allen treats the rock like the game and sinks it. Easy as pie for a superhero!
Kakashi Hatake, this swiss-army-knife type, blankets the shooter in the paint! No daylight!
Kakashi Hatake dishes a beautiful pass! Special delivery from this singer!
Barry Allen spaces the floor! Making room out there like a superhero clears the workspace!
Heading in. Captain America's eyes are bloodshot from sheer effort. Fun fact: Captain America is unbeatable at arm wrestling in the locker room. Even the center is scared. Back at it! The players jog toward center court.
An off-balance shot from Kakashi Hatake back to the basket! That's a statement right there!
Wild stands as Victor Wembanyama, this 7-footer, is introduced! Goosebumps!
This elite player Captain America motivates the squad in the huddle! Natural leader!
Victor Wembanyama, this name that's buzzing, has been building to this all game! At the jump ball!
Barry Allen hangs up the arm sleeve! Calling it a night, the superhero is done!
Vin Diesel rips the net off the rim. Barry Allen wraps it around his neck like a scarf. My evening? A microphone, cold coffee, and the greatest show on earth. What more could you ask for. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
100-116 (L)
This reliable star Captain America means business! Fast start in the paint!
Off the mark for Barry Allen! Great superhero, not so great at basketball tonight!
Victor Wembanyama, this tree of a man, gets stripped back to the basket! Limited stamina exposed!
This hidden prospect Kakashi Hatake commits the and-one foul! Shaky emotions under pressure in positioning!
Barry Allen attacks along the baseline and finishes with a scoop layup! Too good!
End of the first half. Victor Wembanyama is beet red but still standing. Little secret: Victor Wembanyama listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Break's over, time for basketball. Let's go.
This surprise package Kakashi Hatake gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!
Captain America misfires! The military personnel's precision with the frontline is nowhere to be found!
Vin Diesel makes the hockey pass! Scary good handles finding the extra pass!
Kakashi Hatake labors up the court! Trudging like a singer dragging the game!
Barry Allen shakes hands through the pain! A superhero who respects their bare hands and the game!
Victor Wembanyama closes his eyes walking out. Captain America keeps his wide open, fixed, empty. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. See you soon. And now: '911: My Cat Climbed on Top of the Wardrobe.'
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
102-98 (W)
Captain America gets the crowd going early! Setting the tone like a military personnel on day one!
Vin Diesel denies the pass! Their crash mat interception skills on full display!
Kakashi Hatake with the ugly miss! The singer touch is absent tonight!
Victor Wembanyama with the smooth deep three! This next-level player making it look easy!
Captain America finds the angle! The angle military personnel uses for the frontline!
That's a wrap for now. Barry Allen dives into the tunnel. Exclusive info: Barry Allen is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
Kakashi Hatake makes the crucial stop! Plugging the leak, that's what a singer does!
Vin Diesel, this do-it-all player, recovers and contests! Never-give-up effort fueled by natural-born leadership!
Vin Diesel points to their stuntman crew in the nose-bleeds! The daring stunt family!
Kakashi Hatake, this raw talent, keeps the team alive! A hook shot in the fourth quarter!
Victor Wembanyama, this solid pro, high-fives the bench! A victory dance! Team effort!
Victor Wembanyama takes a bow for the crowd. Kakashi Hatake bows to Victor Wembanyama. The nobility of basketball. Your commentator lost his press badge during the game. I had to climb over a barrier. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
102-99 (W)
The palace of hoops welcomes Barry Allen! The superhero with the game has arrived!
Captain America with the rejection! Get that out of here! Military personnel says no!
Kakashi Hatake gets the friendly rim but no luck! Even the singer touch can't save that one!
Vin Diesel goes coast to coast for a euro-step! This household name is relentless!
Kakashi Hatake manages the clock! Time management of a singer who never misses a deadline!
Break. Kakashi Hatake asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. Anecdote of the day: Kakashi Hatake forgot her shorts on the last road trip. Played in borrowed shorts two sizes too big. Break's over, the players take their positions.
Barry Allen owns the first half! Running this game like it's their superhero shift!
Vin Diesel drops into help defense! Always there when you need a stuntman!
This basketball god Vin Diesel silences the hostile crowd! A cathedral silence shifts!
Captain America with the killer crossover on a clutch free throw! This military personnel has handles!
Victor Wembanyama sits on the bench with a smile! This next-level player job well done!
Captain America does a backflip. Well, he tries. Kakashi Hatake applauds the effort. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. Thanks! And now, 'Neighbors from Hell: The Community Compost Bin Saga.' Episode 1 of 74.
My Team ends the season #5 with a 10W-5L record. Season MVP: Victor Wembanyama.
Season Journal
Ladies and gentlemen, good evening and welcome to what is probably going to be the most electric night of this season. The arena is packed to the rafters, there are people standing in the corridors, security gave up trying to control anything, and the DJ is blasting so loud the scoreboard is vibrating. We are here to talk about a legendary franchise. A team that has seen sacred monsters pass through, that has lived through dream seasons and nightmare years, that has rebuilt ten times over and always comes back with the same devouring hunger. The team with no name, baby!
There's one guy on this team who scares the living hell out of everyone. Opponents, coaches, referees, even his own teammates sometimes. That's Victor Wembanyama. Standing at 224 cm, shoulders like a linebacker, and a touch on the ball so soft it makes you want to cry. This damn player can drop 40 one night, grab 15 boards the next, and slap you with a triple-double night after just because he was bored. The kind of guy you want on your squad and pray you never have to face.
The opposing locker room before the game, you know what they talk about? Not the game plan. Not the offensive scheme. No. They talk about HIM. "How do we stop him?" "Who takes the matchup?" "Does he look tired?" Spoiler: he's never tired. And even when he looks tired, it's a trap. The man fakes exhaustion in the third quarter and drops 14 in the fourth like a coiled spring being released. Opposing coaches have 50-page scouting reports on him, and every single page is absolutely useless.
And here it is, ladies and gentlemen, the cherry on top, the plot twist nobody saw coming: the coach recruited Captain America. A military personnel. To play professional basketball. I'll repeat for the people in the back: a military personnel, with their service rifle, on an NBA hardwood. The guy showed up at his first practice asking where the locker rooms were... And went the wrong way. Twice. But the coach swears on everything holy that Captain America has "something." We don't know what exactly, but he has "something." In the meantime, the guy runs around like a headless chicken, confuses the frontline with the basketball, and has already racked up three technical fouls for trying to negotiate with the referee.
The budget is like the guy who goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, orders one entree and splits the dessert. It's not poverty, but it's not the high life either. They've got a decent roster, nobody's complaining, but nobody's saying "damn, what a squad" either. Solid without being spectacular. The kind of team that beats you on a Tuesday and you've forgotten about them by Wednesday morning. But underestimate them and they'll make you pay.
My Team ends the season #5 with a 10W-5L record. Season MVP: Victor Wembanyama.
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