☠️
30
Days survived
28
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
23
🗺️ Km traveled
7
👑 Decisions
4
🩺 Rescues
33
🍳 Meals cooked
3
🪤 Traps built
23
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
26 events
1
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Sean Combs was woken by screams. Donald Trump by silence, which is worse. Godzilla didn't sleep at all. Dobby was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Jeffrey Epstein was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Elon Musk was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Stephen Hawking heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
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Day 1: Jeffrey Epstein discovers the recovered canned goods expired in 2019. Culinary dilemma.
+4
1
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Failure - Stephen Hawking fails to escape while busy writing 'Chapter 47: How I Almost Got Eaten'
+2
1
🎂
Jeffrey Epstein is 66 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
1
🎂
Sean Combs is 57 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
1
📌
📍 Park Slope. Yoga studio windows smashed. Godzilla: "Downward dog, dead dog."
0
2
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Poetic death - Stephen Hawking dies while writing the last sentence: 'And that's how my story end...'
2
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Stephen Hawking
has died
3
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Day 3: Jeffrey Epstein must serve as bait to lure a horde away from camp during evacuation.
+6
4
⚡
Jeffrey Epstein organizes a food distribution... and attracts ALL the zombies in the neighborhood
+4
6
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Dobby ventures into the blizzard searching for wood. We find their tracks in the snow. They stop abruptly in the middle of nowhere.
6
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Dobby
has died
7
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Day 7: A rival group offers a shady deal. Jeffrey Epstein must negotiate without getting scammed.
+8
8
⚡
Jeffrey Epstein tries to negotiate peace with zombies by offering them donations
+4
11
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💀
Godzilla ventures into the blizzard searching for wood. We find their tracks in the snow. They stop abruptly in the middle of nowhere.
11
💀
Godzilla
has died
13
⚡
Sean Combs motivates survivors with an epic rap battle
+3
14
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🌍
Day 14: Hail falls like golf balls. The camp roof won't hold much longer. Elon Musk must find a solution, fast.
+8
17
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Donald Trump dies mid-dramatic monologue facing the zombies. The speech was beautiful. The audience, unappreciative.
17
💀
Donald Trump
has died
18
🌍
Day 18: Water supplies are running low. Jeffrey Epstein must organize an expedition to the nearest supermarket.
+4
18
⚡
Elon Musk over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
20
💀
Jeffrey Epstein launches a 'Zombies Without Borders' foundation to cure the undead
20
💀
Jeffrey Epstein
has died
26
🌍
Day 26: The camp doctor is bitten. Sean Combs must decide: amputation or quarantine.
-20
26
⚡
Sean Combs raps so hard that zombies freeze in admiration
+3
27
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Sean Combs distracts zombies by rapping their life story
27
💀
Sean Combs
has died
28
⚡
Elon Musk builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
+5
29
🌍
Day 29: Sandstorm. Can't see two meters ahead. Zombies track by scent. Elon Musk must navigate blind.
-18
29
🌍
Day 29: A stray dog follows Elon Musk to camp. Keep it or not? It's a morale booster, but it barks.
+5
29
⚡
Elon Musk calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
30
💀
Elon Musk dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
30
💀
Elon Musk
has died
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