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20
Days survived
22
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
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🗺️ Km traveled
6
👑 Decisions
5
🩺 Rescues
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🍳 Meals cooked
2
🪤 Traps built
9
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
26 events
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Jesus Christ, Hulk, King Kong, Spider-Man, Gordon Ramsay, Scott Lang, and Steve Rogers found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Jesus Christ screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" King Kong pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Spider-Man ran to the pharmacy aisle. Gordon Ramsay emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Scott Lang cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Hulk found the stairs to the roof. Steve Rogers was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
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Day 1: A rival group offers a shady deal. Jesus Christ must negotiate without getting scammed.
+8
1
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Spider-Man realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+2
1
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Jesus Christ (23 years old) is in their prime. Energy and reflexes at maximum!
+8
1
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Steve Rogers is 108 years old. A living legend, but every step is a battle.
-12
1
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Steve Rogers ventures into the blizzard searching for wood. We find their tracks in the snow. They stop abruptly in the middle of nowhere.
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Steve Rogers
has died
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📍 Taxi dispatcher radio crackles. Gordon Ramsay: "All drivers off duty. Permanently."
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2
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Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
4
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Day 4: Total solar eclipse. The zombies lift their heads to the sky like morbid sunflowers. Jesus Christ finds it both magnificent and terrifying.
+4
5
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Scott Lang drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Scott Lang doesn't.
5
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Scott Lang
has died
6
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Day 6: An intact pharmaceutical lab is spotted. Spider-Man must search it without waking the hibernating zombies.
+10
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Hulk is so absorbed analyzing a zombie tissue sample that they don't see the horde coming through the lab window.
-2
7
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King Kong slips on the icy roof during night watch. The fall is silent. The impact, much less so.
7
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King Kong
has died
10
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Day 10: Jesus Christ discovers a personal bunker filled with canned goods. The survivalist was right all along.
+12
10
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Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
12
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Hulk injects an experimental serum as a last resort. The notebook entries stop at 'Subject: myself. Result: in progress...'
12
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Hulk
has died
13
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Day 13: Spider-Man recovers a guitar from the rubble. Camp evenings just gained 3 stars.
+4
13
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Spider-Man uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+2
13
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Spider-Man dies of cold in the night. The fire went out, no one took over the watch. Frost doesn't negotiate.
13
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Spider-Man
has died
16
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Day 16: Jesus Christ tests a homemade catapult that launches the projectile onto our own roof. Questionable ballistics.
-5
16
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Jesus Christ multiplies the loaves... but zombies prefer fresh flesh
+5
17
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Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
17
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
18
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Day 18: The heat is so intense that asphalt melts. A zombie is stuck in the street, arms outstretched, like a fly on flypaper. Jesus Christ watches the scene, puzzled.
+3
18
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Jesus Christ preaches love thy neighbor. Zombies understand 'eat thy neighbor'
+5
19
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Day 19: A massive horde attacks the camp at dawn. Jesus Christ is on the front line, coffee not yet consumed.
-15
19
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Jesus Christ lays hands on a zombie. Spoiler: it doesn't work
+5
20
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Jesus Christ slips on the icy roof during night watch. The fall is silent. The impact, much less so.
20
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Jesus Christ
has died
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