☠️
24
Days survived
24
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
17
🗺️ Km traveled
4
👑 Decisions
3
🩺 Rescues
13
🍳 Meals cooked
2
🪤 Traps built
16
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
33 events
1
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Steve Harrington, Jon Snow, Captain Man, Ash Ketchum, Gordon Ramsey, Stephen Hawking, and Jesus Christ found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Steve Harrington screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Captain Man pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Ash Ketchum ran to the pharmacy aisle. Gordon Ramsey emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Stephen Hawking cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Jon Snow found the stairs to the roof. Jesus Christ was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
1
🌍
Day 1: Ash Ketchum is on night watch and spots suspicious movement. Zombie or survivor?
+5
1
🎒
Gordon Ramsey slashes a zombie's forehead with their pizza cutter in a desperate but effective move.
+3
1
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Ash Ketchum does a tactical roll but crashes into a lamppost
-2
1
🎂
Stephen Hawking is 76 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
1
📌
📍 Williamsburg. Hipster zombies in flannel. Gordon Ramsey: "They were dead inside before this."
0
2
💀
Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
2
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Jesus Christ
has died
3
🎂
Gordon Ramsey is 63 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
4
🌍
Day 4: Stephen Hawking mistakes a zombie for a sleeping survivor and offers it coffee. Awkward moment.
-3
5
🎒
Gordon Ramsey bites into a fresh apple found in an abandoned orchard. The vitamins feel good.
+4
5
⚡
Jon Snow organizes a volleyball tournament at camp with a ball found in the rubble. Team Zombie forfeits. Victory by zombie no-show.
-3
6
💀
Jon Snow dies jumping at the net to block a zombie. The barbed wire net gives way. So does the player. Final set.
6
💀
Jon Snow
has died
7
🌍
Day 7: Snow in the middle of summer. The zombies watch the flakes fall, fascinated. Ash Ketchum takes advantage of this unexpected distraction.
+3
7
🎒
Captain Man discovers they can moonwalk faster than normal sprinting. Michael Jackson would be proud.
+3
7
⚡
Gordon Ramsey recreates the grocery store scene from 'I Am Legend' in an empty supermarket. Zero audience, but the performance is flawless.
-3
9
💀
Gordon Ramsey dies of cold in the night. The fire went out, no one took over the watch. Frost doesn't negotiate.
9
💀
Gordon Ramsey
has died
10
🎒
Steve Harrington discovers the cart wheel spins in every direction except the right one. Classic.
-3
11
🌍
Day 11: Captain Man finds a stock of medicines in an overturned delivery truck. The rolling pharmacy.
+11
11
⚡
Ash Ketchum performs a perfect backflip to dodge a zombie horde
-2
13
💀
Captain Man decides to run a barefoot marathon through a field of glass shards. The bleeding is spectacular.
13
💀
Captain Man
has died
14
🎒
Steve Harrington sweeps a zombie with their broom. The zombie doesn't even fall.
-3
15
⚡
Unusual - Stephen Hawking grades zombies on their biting technique and gives them tutorial work
+4
17
🌍
Day 17: Freezing rain. Every surface is a skating rink. Stephen Hawking must stand guard on the roof tonight.
+7
18
💀
Ash Ketchum uses safety cables to create a Mission Impossible style zombie trap
18
💀
Ash Ketchum
has died
19
🌍
Day 19: Stephen Hawking catches two wild rabbits. First real fresh meat meal in weeks.
+8
19
🎒
Stephen Hawking paddles in circles with the canoe for 20 minutes before realizing they're going in circles.
-3
19
⚡
Failure - Stephen Hawking fails their zombie resistance lecture because nobody survived the introduction
+4
20
💀
Steve Harrington dies from food poisoning caused by spoiled milk used in an ice cream batch. The final product was the best yet. And the last.
20
💀
Steve Harrington
has died
21
🌍
Day 21: Night frost made roads impassable. A group of zombies blocks the only exit. Stephen Hawking must clear the way.
-15
21
🎒
Stephen Hawking offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
22
🎒
Stephen Hawking presses the detonator at the perfect moment and blows up the bridge covered with zombies.
+9
23
🌍
Day 23: Stephen Hawking intercepts a radio signal announcing a safe zone 50 km away. Hope reborn, suspicion too.
+12
23
⚡
Success - Stephen Hawking explains zombie cellular decomposition with a 200-slide PowerPoint
+4
24
💀
Stephen Hawking dies of cold in the night. The fire went out, no one took over the watch. Frost doesn't negotiate.
24
💀
Stephen Hawking
has died
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