☠️
90
Days survived
124
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
125
🗺️ Km traveled
32
👑 Decisions
20
🩺 Rescues
138
🍳 Meals cooked
18
🪤 Traps built
70
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
42 events
1
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Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Jesus Christ spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Barry Allen nodded without a word. Hulk cracked their knuckles. Eleven opened their first aid kit. Gordon Ramsay pulled a camping stove from their bag. Iron Man pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Steve Rogers looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
1
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Day 1: Eleven uses the last disinfectant to clean their hands after eating chips. Priorities.
-4
1
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Day 1: Gordon Ramsay discovers an intact wine cellar in an abandoned house. Camp morale skyrockets.
+8
1
🎒
Gordon Ramsay detects a survivor's fever in time with the thermometer. Immediate and effective quarantine.
+5
1
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🎒
Steve Rogers throws his boomerang which knocks out two zombies before returning obediently to his hand.
+7
1
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Barry Allen realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
1
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Steve Rogers throws his boomerang, forgets it comes back, turns around and takes it right in the neck.
1
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Steve Rogers
has died
1
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📍 Penn Station. Train stuck at platform. Iron Man: "Amtrak delays are eternal."
0
8
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Iron Man tests a 'revolutionary zombie trap' that snaps shut... on their own foot. Back to the drawing board.
+5
9
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Day 9: Jesus Christ finds an intact library. No WiFi, but at least there's reading material.
+3
13
🎒
Jesus Christ drives the bus like a pro and picks up survivors at every stop. Line Z: destination Survival!
+8
17
🎒
Gordon Ramsay paddles in circles with the canoe for 20 minutes before realizing they're going in circles.
-3
19
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Day 19: Iron Man confuses the gas canister with the water canister. The barbecue is original, the thirst remains.
-7
23
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Eleven throws his fire extinguisher at a zombie, misses, the extinguisher explodes and Eleven takes off like a rocket.
23
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Eleven
has died
25
🎒
Barry Allen loads the supply cart and crosses the forest on a path the zombies don't know.
+6
26
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Iron Man shares some beers with the group at sunset. Moment of brotherhood in chaos.
+4
27
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Iron Man cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
29
🌍
Day 29: Gordon Ramsay eats a suspicious mushroom and spends 24h in the bathroom. Zombies don't have this kind of problem.
-5
31
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Day 31: The camp doctor is bitten. Jesus Christ must decide: amputation or quarantine.
+10
33
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Hulk injects an experimental serum as a last resort. The notebook entries stop at 'Subject: myself. Result: in progress...'
33
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Hulk
has died
34
🎒
Jesus Christ wraps the whip around their own neck while attempting a complex move.
-5
36
🌍
Day 36: Iron Man has a nightmare and fires three shots in their sleep. The camp now sleeps separately.
-10
37
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Day 37: The final horde converges. Thousands of zombies as far as the eye can see. Jesus Christ leads the last defense.
+13
37
🎒
Iron Man uses the tow truck's hook to clear cars blocking the road. The way is clear!
+7
43
⚡
Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
46
📌
📍 New York Public Library. Books everywhere. Jesus Christ: "Knowledge is power. And kindling."
0
47
💀
Gordon Ramsay swallows the thermometer while stumbling. Mercury is definitely not a dietary supplement.
47
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
52
🌍
Day 52: Jesus Christ discovers the zombie that's been lurking for 3 days fell into a pit. Nature works in mysterious ways.
+4
54
🌍
Day 54: Barry Allen finds a portable generator with fuel. Christmas came early.
+10
54
🎒
Iron Man breaks their fingers punching a wall instead of the zombie with brass knuckles.
-5
57
🎒
Jesus Christ uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
58
⚡
Jesus Christ lays hands on a zombie. Spoiler: it doesn't work
+5
59
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Barry Allen steps on three rakes in a row like in a cartoon. The third one knocks them out for good.
59
💀
Barry Allen
has died
60
⚡
Jesus Christ multiplies the loaves... but zombies prefer fresh flesh
+5
61
🎂
Jesus Christ (23 years old) is in their prime. Energy and reflexes at maximum!
+8
68
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Day 68: Iron Man discovers the recovered canned goods expired in 2019. Culinary dilemma.
-8
75
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Iron Man mentally patents every invention: 'Patent #47: Soup Can Catapult. Awaiting functional patent office.'
+5
76
🌍
Day 76: A zombie stuck in an elevator has been scratching the door for hours. Jesus Christ must deal with this.
-7
77
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Iron Man punches a zombie with brass knuckles, their arm goes through the rotting zombie and gets stuck inside.
77
💀
Iron Man
has died
82
🌍
Day 82: Jesus Christ finds a working solar charger. Technology reclaims its rights.
+7
89
🌍
Day 89: Sandstorm. Can't see two meters ahead. Zombies track by scent. Jesus Christ must navigate blind.
-18
89
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Jesus Christ preaches love thy neighbor. Zombies understand 'eat thy neighbor'
+5
90
💀
Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
90
💀
Jesus Christ
has died
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