☠️
171
Days survived
499
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
316
🗺️ Km traveled
55
👑 Decisions
64
🩺 Rescues
314
🍳 Meals cooked
39
🪤 Traps built
169
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
53 events
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Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Joe Biden was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, Usain Bolt and Goku had barricaded the entrances. Wolverine was already treating the first injuries. Chef found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Doctor Strange rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Guts... Guts just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
1
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📍 Flatiron Building. Zombies trapped in the narrow street. Doctor Strange: "Geometry saves lives."
0
2
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Guts breaks the thermometer by shaking it too hard. Mercury spreads everywhere.
-4
2
🎂
Chef (44 years old) naturally takes on a protective role towards the younger ones.
+3
3
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🎒
Doctor Strange uses empty beer bottles to create a perimeter alarm system. Guaranteed clinking.
+5
3
🎂
Joe Biden, 84 years old, has survived much worse. But physically, it's very hard.
-8
5
⚡
Chef transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
+5
7
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Wolverine calculates the zombie infection's R0 and concludes we're doomed
+3
8
🌍
Day 8: Usain Bolt discovers the zombie that's been lurking for 3 days fell into a pit. Nature works in mysterious ways.
+4
11
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Day 11: Joe Biden spots an abandoned but still productive vegetable garden. Tomatoes! Real tomatoes!
+9
12
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Guts regrets not choosing a more useful career
12
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Guts
has died
16
🎒
Wolverine takes 45 seconds to reload the crossbow while the zombie casually approaches.
-5
17
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Day 17: Usain Bolt snores so loudly that zombies think an engine is running. Involuntary reconnaissance.
-3
18
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Day 18: Chef recovers a guitar from the rubble. Camp evenings just gained 3 stars.
+4
25
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Success - Usain Bolt sprints through the horde Flash-style, zombies don't even have time to raise their arms
+5
32
🎒
Usain Bolt hooks a zombie with their paddle from the canoe. Catch of the day: 80 kilos of rotting flesh.
+2
33
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Doctor Strange attempts brain transplant between two survivors
+5
34
💀
Wolverine predicts the next wave with disturbing accuracy
34
💀
Wolverine
has died
36
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Chef attempts to flambé in an enclosed space. The shelter goes up in flames. At least the dish was to die for.
+5
39
🎒
Doctor Strange charges through the zombie horde with the truck. Nothing stops 20 tons at full speed.
+8
40
🎒
Doctor Strange tries to cut a zombie with their pizza cutter. Like tickling a wall.
-3
46
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📍 Yankee Stadium. Seats filled with the undead. Joe Biden: "Still a better crowd than the Mets."
0
47
🌍
Day 47: Joe Biden encounters a zombie stuck in a turnstile. Free entertainment, no danger.
+3
48
🌍
Day 48: A hailstorm forces zombies to take shelter... in the camp. Joe Biden must improvise.
+11
50
⚡
Doctor Strange uses scalpel as surgical precision weapon
+5
56
💀
Doctor Strange slips on the icy roof during night watch. The fall is silent. The impact, much less so.
56
💀
Doctor Strange
has died
59
🌍
Day 59: A zombie mutation creates sprinters. Usain Bolt must adapt the defensive strategy. Fast.
+11
62
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Bizarre: Goku collects a trophy from each killed zombie. His necklace weighs 9 pounds. Nobody dares ask what it is.
+5
63
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Failure - Usain Bolt botches the start like in the 2008 Olympics, trips and does a somersault into the guts
+5
64
🎒
Usain Bolt opens a fresh soda found in a vending machine. The sugar gives everyone a boost.
+4
67
🎒
Goku wraps the whip around their own neck while attempting a complex move.
-5
79
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Day 79: Joe Biden finds a portable generator with fuel. Christmas came early.
+10
85
💀
Poetic Death: Goku fights to the end, blade broken, shield cracked, standing in the breach. Found next day, still standing.
85
💀
Goku
has died
91
📌
📍 East Village bar. Jukebox plays. Usain Bolt grabs whiskey. "One for the road."
0
95
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Unusual - Usain Bolt organizes a 100m hurdles using zombies as obstacles, sets a new post-apocalyptic world record
+5
106
🎒
Chef strikes a zombie with their judge's gavel shouting 'Guilty!' The zombie collapses.
+5
106
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Success - Joe Biden convinces a group of survivors to sign an alliance contract in exchange for post-apocalyptic legal protection
+3
113
🌍
Day 113: Usain Bolt captures a zombie to study it. First step toward a potential antidote. Or toward disaster.
+7
113
🎒
Chef finds UHT milk still good. Calcium and proteins strengthen the group.
+4
114
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Day 114: It's raining frogs. Literally. Joe Biden doesn't know if it's the weather or the apocalypse that's lost its mind.
+3
122
💀
Chef dies in their makeshift kitchen, apron tied, one last pot simmering. Dinner is served. The chef is not.
122
💀
Chef
has died
129
🌍
Day 129: Usain Bolt loses the camp map during patrol. Fortunately, zombies can't read.
-5
131
🎒
Joe Biden puts a bandage on the cut just in time to prevent infection. Simple but effective.
+3
132
🎒
Joe Biden empties his Glock 17 magazine with precision and takes down six zombies in a row.
+8
133
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Failure - Joe Biden fails their plea before a zombie and gets bitten while trying to cite article 3 of human rights
+3
134
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Unusual - Joe Biden establishes a law firm in a bunker and charges €400/h for post-apocalyptic legal consultations
+3
135
🌍
Day 135: The camp's water is contaminated. Joe Biden must find an alternative source before general dehydration.
+9
136
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Joe Biden: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
137
💀
Poetic death - Joe Biden dies trying to serve a subpoena to a zombie horde for 'disturbing the peace'
137
💀
Joe Biden
has died
139
🌍
Day 139: Usain Bolt discovers a personal bunker filled with canned goods. The survivalist was right all along.
+12
144
🌍
Day 144: Suspicious noises are coming from the basement. Usain Bolt is sent to check. Obviously.
+3
147
🌍
Day 147: Lightning strikes the camp's water tank. Everything explodes. Usain Bolt is closest and must react in a split second.
-20
166
🎒
Usain Bolt does the iconic MP5 reload gesture by slapping the bolt. Stylish.
+2
171
💀
Usain Bolt is swept away by a sudden flood while crossing a bridge. The current was faster than zombies. That says something.
171
💀
Usain Bolt
has died
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