☠️
61
Days survived
106
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
67
🗺️ Km traveled
16
👑 Decisions
5
🩺 Rescues
85
🍳 Meals cooked
8
🪤 Traps built
53
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
27 events
1
📖
Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Barack Obama was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, Flash and Mike Tyson had barricaded the entrances. Mélofée was already treating the first injuries. Chef found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Iron Man rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Jeffrey Epstein... Jeffrey Epstein just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
1
🌍
Day 1: Mélofée spots a zombie wearing a USB drive around its neck. Potentially crucial.
+6
1
📌
📍 Garbage mountain in the Bronx. Flash: "Smells like home."
0
2
⚡
Jeffrey Epstein tries to sell survivors to zombies. Plot twist: they prefer self-service
+5
2
🎂
Mike Tyson is 60 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
2
🎂
Chef (44 years old) naturally takes on a protective role towards the younger ones.
+3
3
💀
Poetic Death: Mélofée dies defending his master against a horde. The bravest in the group wasn't human.
3
💀
Mélofée
has died
4
⚡
Jeffrey Epstein turns their cage into a bunker. Ironically locks themselves inside
+5
8
🌍
Day 8: Flash confuses the gas canister with the water canister. The barbecue is original, the thirst remains.
-7
10
💀
Flash drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Flash doesn't.
10
💀
Flash
has died
18
⚡
Unusual - Barack Obama tries to organize democratic elections in a besieged bunker
+4
19
🌍
Day 19: Iron Man slips on a blood puddle and lands on the camp's only decorative cactus.
-3
23
💀
A tornado tears off the shelter's roof. Jeffrey Epstein is sucked up with the debris. The last survivor to see them says they flew almost gracefully.
23
💀
Jeffrey Epstein
has died
31
⚡
Chef transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
+5
32
🌍
Day 32: Barack Obama spots an abandoned but still productive vegetable garden. Tomatoes! Real tomatoes!
+9
33
💀
Chef dies in their makeshift kitchen, apron tied, one last pot simmering. Dinner is served. The chef is not.
33
💀
Chef
has died
34
⚡
Success - Barack Obama rallies a coalition of survivors with their political charisma
+4
36
🌍
Day 36: Water supplies are running low. Barack Obama must organize an expedition to the nearest supermarket.
+4
42
💀
A tornado tears off the shelter's roof. Iron Man is sucked up with the debris. The last survivor to see them says they flew almost gracefully.
42
💀
Iron Man
has died
46
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Mike Tyson: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
47
⚡
Mike Tyson goes full Rocky on the undead, dropping zombies with haymakers and keeping the group safe in close quarters.
+2
51
🌍
Day 51: Mike Tyson finds a vending machine still powered. Mars bars survived the apocalypse, we didn't.
+5
52
💀
Poetic death - Barack Obama dies while giving one last patriotic speech to zombies
52
💀
Barack Obama
has died
53
🌍
Day 53: Rain has been falling non-stop for three days. The camp is a swamp. Mike Tyson must find shelter on higher ground.
-10
55
⚡
Mike Tyson breaks their knuckles on one particularly thick-skulled zombie. No gloves, no glory, no more fighting.
+2
57
🌍
Day 57: Armored zombies (yes, in armor) approach. Mike Tyson must find their weak point.
-20
59
⚡
Mike Tyson sets up a zombie vs survivor boxing match. Round 1: the zombie doesn't wait for the bell and fights dirty.
+2
61
💀
Mike Tyson dies on their feet, fists raised, refusing to go down even when overwhelmed by the horde - a true champion's exit.
61
💀
Mike Tyson
has died
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