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☠️
160
Days survived
455
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
280
🗺️ Km traveled
56
👑 Decisions
60
🩺 Rescues
235
🍳 Meals cooked
34
🪤 Traps built
126
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
47 events
1
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Iron Man was woken by screams. Superman by silence, which is worse. Mike Tyson didn't sleep at all. The Doctor was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Chef was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Doctor Strange was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Jesus Christ heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
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Day 1: The Doctor uncovers a complete survival manual in a bookstore. Ironically, in the humor section.
+5
1
🌍
Day 1: The Doctor eats a suspicious mushroom and spends 24h in the bathroom. Zombies don't have this kind of problem.
-5
1
🎒
Iron Man decorates their face with bandages like a manga character. The zombies are confused.
+2
1
🎒
Mike Tyson trips over a corpse and sprawls full-length. The zombies are closing in.
-5
1
Doctor Strange performs express lobotomy on a zombie (spoiler: changes nothing)
+5
1
Superman realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
1
🎂
Jesus Christ (23 years old) is in their prime. Energy and reflexes at maximum!
+8
1
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📍 The High Line park. Zombies stumble through gardens. Jesus Christ: "Urban renewal took a weird turn."
0
2
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Jesus Christ intercedes with saints but gets heavenly voicemail
2
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Jesus Christ
has died
9
🎒
The Doctor detects a survivor's fever in time with the thermometer. Immediate and effective quarantine.
+5
12
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Day 12: Doctor Strange snores so loudly that zombies think an engine is running. Involuntary reconnaissance.
-3
13
Iron Man flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
28
🎒
Superman cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
29
Doctor Strange attempts brain transplant between two survivors
+5
33
🎂
Chef (44 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
38
🌍
Day 38: An Alpha zombie emerges from the rubble. Superman finds themselves face to face with this abomination.
+10
39
💀
The Doctor swallows the thermometer while stumbling. Mercury is definitely not a dietary supplement.
39
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The Doctor
has died
43
Mike Tyson breaks their knuckles on one particularly thick-skulled zombie. No gloves, no glory, no more fighting.
+2
46
📌
📍 Flatiron Building. Zombies trapped in the narrow street. Superman: "Geometry saves lives."
0
49
🌍
Day 49: Snow in the middle of summer. The zombies watch the flakes fall, fascinated. Superman takes advantage of this unexpected distraction.
+3
53
🎒
Chef throws an apple at a zombie and scores a perfect headshot. William Tell would be proud.
+5
54
🌍
Day 54: Camp morale is at rock bottom. Superman must organize something to lift spirits.
+4
54
🎒
Chef installs a bell on the bike and rings it. The zombies politely step aside.
+4
56
Doctor Strange uses scalpel as surgical precision weapon
+5
57
💀
Chef confuses the detonator with his calculator and presses it while sitting on the explosives.
57
💀
Chef
has died
59
🌍
Day 59: Freezing rain. Every surface is a skating rink. Doctor Strange must stand guard on the roof tonight.
+7
64
🎒
Iron Man drops a zombie with one shot from his Colt Python that echoes like thunder.
+8
68
Mike Tyson sets up a zombie vs survivor boxing match. Round 1: the zombie doesn't wait for the bell and fights dirty.
+2
79
🌍
Day 79: Superman negotiates an alliance with a neighboring camp. More allies, fewer zombies per head.
+10
80
🎒
Superman rolls over a rock and the scooter stops dead. Superman continues solo in flight.
-4
85
Superman uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
89
💀
Superman wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
89
💀
Superman
has died
90
🌍
Day 90: Mike Tyson trips over a decapitated zombie and breaks their wrist. The enemy strikes even after death.
-6
91
📌
📍 Pizza joint in Little Italy. Dough still rising. Mike Tyson: "New York pizza survives everything."
0
92
🎒
Mike Tyson explodes a zombie's jaw with a devastating uppercut using brass knuckles.
+6
93
🎒
Iron Man hurls bowling balls from the hot air balloon at zombies. Aerial strike!
+4
95
🌍
Day 95: Doctor Strange recovers a bulletproof vest from a zombie cop. He didn't need it anymore, obviously.
+8
107
Mike Tyson goes full Rocky on the undead, dropping zombies with haymakers and keeping the group safe in close quarters.
+2
108
💀
Doctor Strange explains zombie brain anatomy while fleeing
108
💀
Doctor Strange
has died
109
🌍
Day 109: The final horde converges. Thousands of zombies as far as the eye can see. Iron Man leads the last defense.
+13
134
🌍
Day 134: Iron Man must serve as bait to lure a horde away from camp during evacuation.
-12
136
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📍 Grocery store. Bagels untouched. Iron Man: "Even zombies know you don't mess with New York bagels."
0
143
💀
Iron Man plays Russian roulette with his Colt Python. With six bullets. Genius.
143
💀
Iron Man
has died
144
🌍
Day 144: Mike Tyson recovers an intact drone from a rooftop. Aerial view, strategic advantage.
+8
152
🌍
Day 152: It's raining frogs. Literally. Mike Tyson doesn't know if it's the weather or the apocalypse that's lost its mind.
-5
154
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Day 154: A survivor is having a panic attack and wants to leave the camp. Mike Tyson must reason with them.
+4
160
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Mike Tyson is swept away by a sudden flood while crossing a bridge. The current was faster than zombies. That says something.
160
💀
Mike Tyson
has died

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