☠️
278
Days survived
1055
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
658
🗺️ Km traveled
137
👑 Decisions
89
🩺 Rescues
546
🍳 Meals cooked
64
🪤 Traps built
290
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
67 events
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Napoleon was woken by screams. Wally West by silence, which is worse. Mackogneur didn't sleep at all. Doctor Strange was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Gordon Ramsay was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Albert Einstein was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Jeffrey Epstein heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
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Jeffrey Epstein is 66 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
1
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📍 New York Public Library. Books everywhere. Jeffrey Epstein: "Knowledge is power. And kindling."
0
2
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Wally West offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
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Doctor Strange gets lost looking for the beach with the surfer van. There's no beach here
0
2
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Napoleon accidentally shakes the soda can and opening it sprays the whole group with sticky liquid.
-3
3
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Day 3: Albert Einstein throws a smoke grenade instead of an offensive grenade. The zombie is confused, but alive.
-5
3
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Day 3: Armored zombies (yes, in armor) approach. Doctor Strange must find their weak point.
+10
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Mackogneur wields the katana with ancestral mastery. Each strike is surgical, each movement a deadly dance. The elite of close combat.
+4
4
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Doctor Strange attempts brain transplant between two survivors
+4
4
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Albert Einstein is 76 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
5
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Day 5: A zombie wears a bulletproof vest. Wally West must find an alternative approach.
+5
5
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Jeffrey Epstein tries to sell survivors to zombies. Plot twist: they prefer self-service
+5
6
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Jeffrey Epstein cuts the chain that was holding the hangar full of zombies shut.
6
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Jeffrey Epstein
has died
13
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Day 13: A zombie stuck in an elevator has been scratching the door for hours. Wally West must deal with this.
+4
14
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Mackogneur draws too fast in a confined space and cuts the load-bearing barricade. The wall trembles. Bushido didn't plan for narrow corridors.
+4
15
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Doctor Strange uses scalpel as surgical precision weapon
+4
21
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Gordon Ramsay slashes a zombie's forehead with their pizza cutter in a desperate but effective move.
+3
25
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Doctor Strange performs express lobotomy on a zombie (spoiler: changes nothing)
+4
36
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Day 36: Gordon Ramsay has a nightmare and fires three shots in their sleep. The camp now sleeps separately.
-10
39
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Doctor Strange uses candy as ammunition for his slingshot. The zombies are confused.
+2
46
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📍 Battery Park. Ferry terminal abandoned. Wally West: "Staten Island never looked so good."
0
55
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Day 55: Gordon Ramsay captures a zombie to study it. First step toward a potential antidote. Or toward disaster.
+7
56
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Mackogneur explodes a zombie's jaw with a devastating uppercut using brass knuckles.
+6
60
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Doctor Strange explains zombie brain anatomy while fleeing
60
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Doctor Strange
has died
62
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Day 62: The camp is surrounded. No visible exit. Albert Einstein must create a monumental distraction.
-18
63
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Wally West realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
67
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Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
73
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Day 73: Gordon Ramsay must cook for 40 people with rice and sardines. Again.
+3
73
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Albert Einstein blows the locomotive whistle so loud that all the crows in the region fly away. Hitchcock resigns.
+3
76
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Albert Einstein pulls out the corkscrew instead of the blade from their Swiss Army knife when facing a zombie.
-4
77
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Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
85
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Day 85: Gas leak detected in the main building. Albert Einstein must intervene quickly.
+5
89
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Napoleon is convinced their sacrificial dagger is cursed and refuses to let it go.
+2
91
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Wally West stumbles while running with his scissors. Mom was right all along.
91
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Wally West
has died
91
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📍 Empire State Building observation deck. Albert Einstein sees the burning city. "Hell of a view."
0
98
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Napoleon assigns code names to zombies based on looks: 'Lefty Crawler', 'Barrel Chest', 'Fast-but-Half-Blind'. Briefings turn into comedy hour.
+4
99
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Gordon Ramsay weaves through small streets on the city bike where zombies can't follow. Smart!
+6
106
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Mackogneur trips over a corpse and sprawls full-length. The zombies are closing in.
-5
112
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Day 112: Napoleon falls asleep during their watch shift. Fortunately, the zombies are apparently napping too.
-7
112
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Day 112: Albert Einstein finds a working solar charger. Technology reclaims its rights.
+7
125
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Day 125: A massive horde attacks the camp at dawn. Mackogneur is on the front line, coffee not yet consumed.
+8
126
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Albert Einstein cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
136
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Albert Einstein takes a zombie's temperature: 12°C. Technically
0
136
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📍 Roosevelt Island tram. Swaying in the wind. Napoleon: "Nope. Absolutely not."
0
138
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Napoleon orchestrates camp defense like a Pentagon briefing: flanks secured, reserves positioned, exit strategy locked and loaded. No horde shall pass.
+4
145
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Mackogneur faces a horde in single combat to cover the camp's retreat. Ten fall. Twenty fall. The fortieth is one too many. Dies standing, blade in hand.
145
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Mackogneur
has died
147
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Napoleon gets cocky during a night raid and spreads troops thinner than gas station coffee. The north breach gets overrun. Strategic fail, heavy casualties.
+4
149
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Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
155
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Albert Einstein tests a 'revolutionary zombie trap' that snaps shut... on their own foot. Back to the drawing board.
+5
159
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Napoleon speeds off on the aero-bike and leaves the zombies in a cloud of futuristic dust.
+8
166
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Gordon Ramsay burns their fingers with boiling oil from the fries. No fries are worth that.
-4
181
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📍 Laundromat. Machines still running. Napoleon: "Clean clothes in the apocalypse. Luxury."
0
189
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Day 189: Napoleon finds an intact library. No WiFi, but at least there's reading material.
+3
203
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Day 203: Gordon Ramsay recovers a complete first aid kit from an abandoned ambulance.
+9
204
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Day 204: An intact pharmaceutical lab is spotted. Napoleon must search it without waking the hibernating zombies.
+10
206
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Albert Einstein dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
206
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Albert Einstein
has died
208
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Day 208: The camp pharmacy is in disarray. Napoleon must take inventory before we confuse aspirin with morphine.
-7
213
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Day 213: The camp's water is contaminated. Napoleon must find an alternative source before general dehydration.
-17
226
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📍 Penn Station. Train stuck at platform. Gordon Ramsay: "Amtrak delays are eternal."
0
232
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Day 232: Gordon Ramsay finds a stock of medicines in an overturned delivery truck. The rolling pharmacy.
+11
239
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Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
239
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
248
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Day 248: Napoleon must cross an infested zone to retrieve medical supplies from a clinic.
-11
267
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Day 267: Night frost made roads impassable. A group of zombies blocks the only exit. Napoleon must clear the way.
+8
269
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Day 269: A snowstorm immobilizes everything. Zombies freeze in place. Napoleon takes advantage to organize a supply expedition.
-8
271
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📍 Statue of Liberty in the distance. Napoleon: "Give me your tired, your poor, your undead masses..."
0
275
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Day 275: Napoleon trips over a decapitated zombie and breaks their wrist. The enemy strikes even after death.
-6
278
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Napoleon leads the final charge to retake a strategic building. Victory achieved, but Napoleon falls inside, caught by a lone zombie. Died a hero's death.
278
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Napoleon
has died
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