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6
Days survived
6
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
4
🗺️ Km traveled
1
👑 Decisions
2
🍳 Meals cooked
2
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
27 events
1
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Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Kobe Bryant was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, LaMelo Ball and LeBron James had barricaded the entrances. Julius Erving was already treating the first injuries. Stephen Curry found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Dylan Harper rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Larry Bird... Larry Bird just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
1
🌍
Day 1: A violent storm approaches. Kobe Bryant must secure the camp before the tempest.
-10
1
🎒
Kobe Bryant burns their fingers with boiling oil from the fries. No fries are worth that.
-4
1
LaMelo Ball organizes Sunday basketball games. The ball is an inflated zombie... no wait, an actual ball. Found in a gym.
-1
1
🎂
Kobe Bryant (42 years old) naturally takes on a protective role towards the younger ones.
+3
1
💀
Poetic Death: Larry Bird dies charging a horde, whistling a timeout nobody hears. The coach never leaves the court.
1
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Larry Bird
has died
1
📌
📍 Rooftop overlooking St. Paul's. Stephen Curry: "If we survive this, drinks are on me."
0
2
🌍
Day 2: Kobe Bryant finds a working solar charger. Technology reclaims its rights.
+7
2
🎒
Kobe Bryant fires giant javelins with the ballista and impales an entire line of zombies. Skewer! Ten in one shot!
+8
2
Stephen Curry used their height and agility to hoist survivors onto a roof during an attack — helicopter parent vibes.
-4
2
🎂
LaMelo Ball (25 years old) is in their prime. Energy and reflexes at maximum!
+8
2
💀
Stephen Curry slam-dunked a zombie into a dumpster. Shaq would be proud. Do not attempt at home.
2
💀
Stephen Curry
has died
3
🌍
Day 3: Dylan Harper tries to domesticate a chained zombie. The zombie is not receptive to gentle methods.
-4
3
🎒
Kobe Bryant strikes a zombie with their judge's gavel shouting 'Guilty!' The zombie collapses.
+5
3
Kobe Bryant rewrites the apocalypse script in real time
-1
3
💀
Dylan Harper slips on the icy roof during night watch. The fall is silent. The impact, much less so.
3
💀
Dylan Harper
has died
4
🌍
Day 4: A fire breaks out in the ammunition stockpile. Julius Erving must save what can be saved.
-25
4
🎒
LaMelo Ball skillfully zigzags on scooter between abandoned cars and escapes the zombies.
+6
4
Julius Erving threw a can at a zombie 20 meters away. Nothing but net. Zombie went down. The camp gave a standing ovation.
-4
4
💀
Julius Erving drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Julius Erving doesn't.
4
💀
Julius Erving
has died
5
🌍
Day 5: A survivor claims to be a doctor. Kobe Bryant must verify their skills before they kill someone.
-8
5
🎒
LaMelo Ball opens all the zoo cages with his crowbar. Now there are lions too.
+2
5
Kobe Bryant improvises a dramatic monologue to demoralize zombies
-1
5
💀
LaMelo Ball attempts a wheelie on the scooter and tips backward. The scooter falls on top of them.
5
💀
LaMelo Ball
has died
6
🌍
Day 6: Kobe Bryant intercepts a radio signal announcing a safe zone 50 km away. Hope reborn, suspicion too.
+12
6
Kobe Bryant predicts zombie movements thanks to horror movie clichés
-1
6
💀
A tornado tears off the shelter's roof. LeBron James is sucked up with the debris. The last survivor to see them says they flew almost gracefully.
6
💀
LeBron James
has died
6
💀
Kobe Bryant dies of cold in the night. The fire went out, no one took over the watch. Frost doesn't negotiate.
6
💀
Kobe Bryant
has died

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