☠️
240
Days survived
801
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
507
🗺️ Km traveled
84
👑 Decisions
64
🩺 Rescues
316
🍳 Meals cooked
52
🪤 Traps built
262
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
65 events
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Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Alexander the Great was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, Eliud Kipchoge and Eddie Hall had barricaded the entrances. Rosalind Franklin was already treating the first injuries. Joël Robuchon found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Alan Turing rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Jesus Christ... Jesus Christ just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
1
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📍 Chelsea football stadium. Fans never left. Joël Robuchon: "Die-hard supporters. Literally."
0
2
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Day 2: Eddie Hall finds a vending machine still powered. Mars bars survived the apocalypse, we didn't.
+5
3
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Jesus Christ reloads his Winchester 1887 one-handed like in Terminator and drops the zombie.
+8
4
🎒
Eddie Hall shares the chip bag and the salt gives the group energy. Crunchy!
+4
5
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Day 5: An abandoned military convoy is spotted. Eliud Kipchoge must secure it before the other survivors.
+8
5
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Joël Robuchon discovers the cart wheel spins in every direction except the right one. Classic.
-3
6
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Alan Turing tries rebooting a server mid-attack. 'Just loading...' Zombies don't do loading screens.
+3
8
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Alexander the Great gets cocky during a night raid and spreads troops thinner than gas station coffee. The north breach gets overrun. Strategic fail, heavy casualties.
+4
9
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Day 9: Jesus Christ recovers an intact drone from a rooftop. Aerial view, strategic advantage.
+8
9
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Alan Turing hacks an abandoned security system and gets the neighborhood cameras back online. Zombies now have their own reality show.
+3
9
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Eddie Hall (38 years old) naturally takes on a protective role towards the younger ones.
+3
12
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Poetic Death: Rosalind Franklin dies poisoned by ethidium bromide he used daily without protection. The DNA revealer also reveals lab safety limits in makeshift facilities.
12
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Rosalind Franklin
has died
18
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Success - Eliud Kipchoge sprints through the horde Flash-style, zombies don't even have time to raise their arms
+5
22
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Failure - Eliud Kipchoge botches the start like in the 2008 Olympics, trips and does a somersault into the guts
+5
28
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Day 28: Total solar eclipse. The zombies lift their heads to the sky like morbid sunflowers. Jesus Christ finds it both magnificent and terrifying.
+4
30
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Eddie Hall breaks their fingers punching a wall instead of the zombie with brass knuckles.
-5
32
🎒
Alexander the Great rolls over a rock and the scooter stops dead. Alexander the Great continues solo in flight.
-4
41
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Joël Robuchon refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
46
🎂
Alan Turing (42 years old) naturally takes on a protective role towards the younger ones.
+3
46
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📍 Tower Bridge is jammed with abandoned cars. Alexander the Great: "Not quite the London Bridge falling down I imagined."
0
49
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Eddie Hall discovers they can moonwalk faster than normal sprinting. Michael Jackson would be proud.
+3
51
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Day 51: A flu epidemic hits the camp. Jesus Christ must treat everyone with limited resources.
+8
51
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Day 51: Joël Robuchon tries to domesticate a chained zombie. The zombie is not receptive to gentle methods.
-4
59
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Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
59
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Jesus Christ
has died
60
🎒
Eliud Kipchoge meticulously cleans his Glock 17 while others fight bare-handed.
+1
60
⚡
Alexander the Great orchestrates camp defense like a Pentagon briefing: flanks secured, reserves positioned, exit strategy locked and loaded. No horde shall pass.
+4
61
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Day 61: An earthquake cracks the camp walls. Eddie Hall must coordinate repairs under constant threat.
+11
63
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Day 63: Alan Turing drops a stack of plates in the dead silence of night. Standing ovation from the zombies.
-6
65
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Day 65: Joël Robuchon encounters a zombie stuck in a turnstile. Free entertainment, no danger.
+3
77
🎒
Alan Turing skillfully zigzags on scooter between abandoned cars and escapes the zombies.
+6
77
⚡
Joël Robuchon screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
81
🎒
Eliud Kipchoge hooks a zombie with their paddle from the canoe. Catch of the day: 80 kilos of rotting flesh.
+2
85
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Unusual: Eddie Hall challenges zombies to arm wrestling to settle conflicts. Zombies don't play by rules. The zombie's arm detaches. Eddie Hall wins by default.
+4
89
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Eddie Hall takes shelter under a tree during the storm. Lightning didn't read the survival manual either.
89
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Eddie Hall
has died
91
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Day 91: Alan Turing must serve as bait to lure a horde away from camp during evacuation.
-12
91
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📍 Buckingham Palace gates. Guards are gone. Alexander the Great: "The Queen wouldn't approve."
0
96
🎒
Joël Robuchon's hen lays an egg every morning and the group finally has a regular source of protein.
+7
97
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Alan Turing codes a script to optimize food rations. Script crashes. Classic - it's always the dependencies.
+3
97
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Unusual - Eliud Kipchoge organizes a 100m hurdles using zombies as obstacles, sets a new post-apocalyptic world record
+5
106
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Alexander the Great assigns code names to zombies based on looks: 'Lefty Crawler', 'Barrel Chest', 'Fast-but-Half-Blind'. Briefings turn into comedy hour.
+4
117
🎒
Alan Turing empties their MP5 magazine in 2 seconds and realizes they have no spare.
-5
118
🎒
Alexander the Great can't figure out how to load the P90's horizontal magazine and wastes precious time.
-4
119
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Day 119: A bridge collapses, isolating half the group. Alan Turing must improvise a crossing.
+9
122
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Day 122: Joël Robuchon discovers the recovered canned goods expired in 2019. Culinary dilemma.
+4
130
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Alan Turing attempts a wheelie on the scooter and tips backward. The scooter falls on top of them.
130
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Alan Turing
has died
132
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Day 132: The camp cook has gone missing. Joël Robuchon must feed 50 people with what's left.
+7
133
🎒
Joël Robuchon tries to cut a zombie with their pizza cutter. Like tickling a wall.
-3
136
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📍 Brick Lane. Curry houses abandoned. Joël Robuchon: "Vindaloo could've killed these zombies."
0
140
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Joël Robuchon turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
152
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Day 152: A zombie stuck in an elevator has been scratching the door for hours. Eliud Kipchoge must deal with this.
+4
155
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Eliud Kipchoge finds UHT milk still good. Calcium and proteins strengthen the group.
+4
160
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Day 160: Eliud Kipchoge has a nightmare and fires three shots in their sleep. The camp now sleeps separately.
-10
161
🎒
Joël Robuchon throws an apple at a zombie and scores a perfect headshot. William Tell would be proud.
+5
163
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Eliud Kipchoge leans too far to one side of the canoe to see a fish. The canoe capsizes in violent rapids.
163
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Eliud Kipchoge
has died
181
📌
📍 King's Cross. Platform 9¾ wall broken. Joël Robuchon: "Magic's not coming to save us."
0
187
🌍
Day 187: Heat wave. 42°C in the shade. Zombies slow down, their flesh dries out. Joël Robuchon must ration the group's water.
+5
195
🌍
Day 195: Alexander the Great finds a working solar charger. Technology reclaims its rights.
+7
206
🌍
Day 206: Joël Robuchon opens a door marked 'DO NOT OPEN' out of pure curiosity. Behind it: 12 impatient zombies.
-9
210
💀
Joël Robuchon crashes into a lamppost at full speed in their shopping cart. Airbag not included.
210
💀
Joël Robuchon
has died
217
🌍
Day 217: Alexander the Great intercepts a radio signal announcing a safe zone 50 km away. Hope reborn, suspicion too.
+12
220
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Day 220: Thick fog blankets the area. Visibility: zero. Alexander the Great must guide the group through this pea soup.
+4
226
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📍 Big Ben chimes over zombie groans. Alexander the Great: "Bloody hell, it's still on time."
0
236
🌍
Day 236: Alexander the Great steps on a Lego in the middle of the night. The scream attracts three zombies. Playmobil would have been less painful.
-5
238
🌍
Day 238: The camp is surrounded. No visible exit. Alexander the Great must create a monumental distraction.
-18
240
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Alexander the Great takes the scooter handlebar to the stomach after a failed jump. Fatal perforation.
240
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Alexander the Great
has died
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