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52
Days survived
96
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
53
🗺️ Km traveled
12
👑 Decisions
11
🩺 Rescues
61
🍳 Meals cooked
5
🪤 Traps built
41
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
33 events
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Mike Tyson was woken by screams. Muhammad Ali by silence, which is worse. Jake Paul didn't sleep at all. Goku was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Gordon Ramsay was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Harry Potter was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Jesus Christ heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
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Day 1: Mike Tyson catches two wild rabbits. First real fresh meat meal in weeks.
+8
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Jake Paul throws three shurikens that plant themselves in the skulls of three aligned zombies.
+7
1
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Muhammad Ali organizes an anti-zombie protest with banners and slogans
+1
1
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Jake Paul is 29 years old, a good balance between experience and physical fitness.
+6
1
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📍 Notting Hill. Colorful houses stained with blood. Harry Potter: "Romance is dead."
0
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Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
2
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Jesus Christ
has died
3
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Mike Tyson is 60 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
4
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Unusual - Goku trains zombies to plow fields by attaching a plow to them
+1
7
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Day 7: Snow in the middle of summer. The zombies watch the flakes fall, fascinated. Muhammad Ali takes advantage of this unexpected distraction.
+3
7
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Gordon Ramsay plays rock-paper-scissors with a zombie. The zombie doesn't understand the rules.
+2
9
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Harry Potter dies of cold in the night. The fire went out, no one took over the watch. Frost doesn't negotiate.
9
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Harry Potter
has died
13
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Day 13: Jake Paul recovers a complete first aid kit from an abandoned ambulance.
+9
16
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Mike Tyson forgets to close their eyes when throwing the flash grenade and can't see anything for 5 minutes.
-5
16
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Jake Paul breaks their knuckles on one particularly thick-skulled zombie. No gloves, no glory, no more fighting.
+2
18
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Goku is swept away by a sudden flood while crossing a bridge. The current was faster than zombies. That says something.
18
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Goku
has died
25
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Gordon Ramsay shares the chip bag and the salt gives the group energy. Crunchy!
+4
26
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Day 26: Jake Paul loses their weapon in a sewer. The sewer is now the best-armed member of the camp.
-8
26
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Muhammad Ali mobilizes survivors to form a resistance collective
+1
28
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Muhammad Ali takes shelter under a tree during the storm. Lightning didn't read the survival manual either.
28
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Muhammad Ali
has died
29
🎒
Gordon Ramsay uses the ballista to launch messages attached to arrows. Medieval postal service restored.
+3
33
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Day 33: Torrential rains cause flooding. Zombies float like corks. Mike Tyson must evacuate the camp to higher floors.
-12
33
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Jake Paul goes full Rocky on the undead, dropping zombies with haymakers and keeping the group safe in close quarters.
+2
36
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Mike Tyson dies mid-dramatic monologue facing the zombies. The speech was beautiful. The audience, unappreciative.
36
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Mike Tyson
has died
37
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Jake Paul sets up a zombie vs survivor boxing match. Round 1: the zombie doesn't wait for the bell and fights dirty.
+2
40
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Gordon Ramsay offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
44
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Day 44: Camp morale is at rock bottom. Jake Paul must organize something to lift spirits.
-7
45
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Jake Paul dies on their feet, fists raised, refusing to go down even when overwhelmed by the horde - a true champion's exit.
45
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Jake Paul
has died
46
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Day 46: A bridge collapses, isolating half the group. Gordon Ramsay must improvise a crossing.
-17
46
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📍 Big Ben chimes over zombie groans. Gordon Ramsay: "Bloody hell, it's still on time."
0
48
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Day 48: Gordon Ramsay intercepts a radio signal announcing a safe zone 50 km away. Hope reborn, suspicion too.
+12
49
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Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
51
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Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
52
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Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
52
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
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