☠️
58
Days survived
104
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
70
🗺️ Km traveled
10
👑 Decisions
12
🩺 Rescues
61
🍳 Meals cooked
4
🪤 Traps built
28
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
34 events
1
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Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Javonte Williams was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, Usain Bolt and Justin Herbert had barricaded the entrances. Jesus Christ was already treating the first injuries. Marge Simpson found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Ted Bundy rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Ralph Wiggum... Ralph Wiggum just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
1
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Jour 1 : Le moral du camp est au plus bas. Jesus Christ doit organiser quelque chose pour remonter les esprits.
+4
1
🎒
Javonte Williams is convinced their sacrificial dagger is cursed and refuses to let it go.
+2
1
⚡
Jesus Christ organizes a zombie mass - surprisingly, they all stay standing during the service
+2
1
🎂
Usain Bolt (40 ans) prend naturellement un rôle protecteur envers les plus jeunes.
+3
1
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📍 Statue of Liberty in the distance. Marge Simpson: "Give me your tired, your poor, your undead masses..."
0
2
💀
Ralph Wiggum s'aventure dans le blizzard pour chercher du bois. On retrouve ses traces dans la neige. Elles s'arrêtent net au milieu de nulle part.
2
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Ralph Wiggum
has died
3
🌍
Jour 3 : Marge Simpson trébuche sur un zombie décapité et se casse le poignet. L'ennemi frappe même après la mort.
-6
7
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Marge Simpson opens the oven in the middle of the night: the smell of fresh bread also attracts zombies. Gluttony is a deadly sin.
+4
8
🎂
Marge Simpson a 70 ans et peine à suivre le groupe dans les courses-poursuites.
-5
9
🎒
Usain Bolt trips over a corpse and sprawls full-length. The zombies are closing in.
-5
10
💀
Ted Bundy dies listening to a wounded survivor's final words. Even at the end, putting others first like some tragic movie hero.
10
💀
Ted Bundy
has died
13
⚡
Justin Herbert charges through hordes like a running back, clearing a path for survivors with unstoppable physical power — not even zombies can stop them.
+1
16
🎒
Justin Herbert explodes a zombie's jaw with a devastating uppercut using brass knuckles.
+6
18
🌍
Jour 18 : Javonte Williams teste une catapulte artisanale qui envoie le projectile sur notre propre toit. Balistique approximative.
-5
19
💀
Javonte Williams dies charging a horde too large, overwhelmed by numbers. The quarterback falls on the field. No timeout. No substitute.
19
💀
Javonte Williams
has died
21
🎒
Usain Bolt presses the detonator but the batteries are dead. Nothing explodes.
-5
30
⚡
Marge Simpson kneads dough with therapeutic fury. The bread is dense as a brick. They also use it as a projectile.
+4
31
🌍
Jour 31 : Le camp est encerclé. Aucune sortie visible. Jesus Christ doit créer une diversion monumentale.
+9
33
💀
Justin Herbert punches a zombie with brass knuckles, their arm goes through the rotting zombie and gets stuck inside.
33
💀
Justin Herbert
has died
34
🎒
Jesus Christ blows the locomotive whistle so loud that all the crows in the region fly away. Hitchcock resigns.
+3
34
⚡
Usain Bolt runs in place in front of a horde to hypnotize them with the rhythm
+4
35
🌍
Jour 35 : Les barricades sont rongées par l'humidité. Jesus Christ doit superviser les réparations.
+4
38
💀
Jesus Christ has been preaching the apocalypse for years - now everyone FINALLY listens
38
💀
Jesus Christ
has died
39
⚡
Usain Bolt uses recovery stretches to dodge attacks
+4
40
🌍
Jour 40 : Un micro-climat tropical transforme la zone en étuve. Les zombies sont plus rapides, plus agressifs. Usain Bolt doit adapter la défense.
-18
45
🎒
Marge Simpson slashes a zombie's forehead with their pizza cutter in a desperate but effective move.
+3
46
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Marge Simpson: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
47
💀
Usain Bolt organizes a zombie-run to determine who eats whom
47
💀
Usain Bolt
has died
48
⚡
Marge Simpson restarts a wood oven and produces bread for the camp. The smell draws survivors — and their humanity.
+4
51
🌍
Jour 51 : Un survivant blessé développe une infection grave. Marge Simpson est le dernier espoir médical.
-9
54
🎒
Marge Simpson discovers the cookies are infested with weevils. Appetite is lost for the day.
-4
55
🌍
Jour 55 : Le cuisinier du camp est porté disparu. Marge Simpson doit nourrir 50 personnes avec ce qui reste.
+7
57
🎒
Marge Simpson gets stuck in a traffic jam of abandoned cars with the compact car. No escape.
-5
58
💀
Marge Simpson dies hands in flour, the sourdough still active. The last bread bakes itself. Nobody dares to eat it.
58
💀
Marge Simpson
has died
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