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27
Days survived
41
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
28
🗺️ Km traveled
4
👑 Decisions
2
🩺 Rescues
21
🍳 Meals cooked
2
🪤 Traps built
14
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
27 events
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Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Giannis Antetokounmpo was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, Donald Trump and Shaquille O'Neal had barricaded the entrances. JD Vance was already treating the first injuries. Gordon Ramsay found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Batman rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for LeBron James... LeBron James just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
1
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Day 1: Gordon Ramsay drops a stack of plates in the dead silence of night. Standing ovation from the zombies.
-6
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Giannis Antetokounmpo tries to run with open scissors and understands why mom said not to do it.
-4
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LeBron James rewrites the apocalypse script in real time
0
1
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Giannis Antetokounmpo (32 years old) naturally takes on a protective role towards the younger ones.
+3
1
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JD Vance desperately searches for snow in July. Climate change AND zombies is too much.
1
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JD Vance
has died
1
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📍 Coney Island boardwalk. Abandoned rides creak. LeBron James: "The Cyclone looks safer now."
0
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Shaquille O'Neal is 54 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
4
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Day 4: Donald Trump finds a portable generator with fuel. Christmas came early.
+10
4
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Batman follows a lead for 3 days. The trail leads to a dead end. And 15 zombies. Talk about a dead end.
+1
6
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LeBron James explains why splitting up is a TERRIBLE idea
6
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LeBron James
has died
8
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Day 8: Lightning strikes the camp's water tank. Everything explodes. Batman is closest and must react in a split second.
-20
8
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Shaquille O'Neal takes out three zombies bare-handed with brutal elbows and knees. Like Rocky vs. the undead, minus the eye of the tiger.
+4
9
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Donald Trump dies mid-dramatic monologue facing the zombies. The speech was beautiful. The audience, unappreciative.
9
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Donald Trump
has died
14
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Day 14: Gordon Ramsay uses the last walkie-talkie battery to play Snake. Communication can wait.
-6
14
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Giannis Antetokounmpo organizes Sunday basketball games. The ball is an inflated zombie... no wait, an actual ball. Found in a gym.
-2
15
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Giannis Antetokounmpo stumbles while running with his scissors. Mom was right all along.
15
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Giannis Antetokounmpo
has died
16
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Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
18
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Day 18: Shaquille O'Neal finds a military walkie-talkie still functional. Communication changes everything.
+7
19
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Batman dies solving the case. The last note in the pad: 'I found it.' But found what? The mystery outlives the detective.
19
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Batman
has died
20
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Day 20: Shaquille O'Neal loses the camp map during patrol. Fortunately, zombies can't read.
-5
20
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Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
22
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Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
22
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
23
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Day 23: An injured survivor develops a severe infection. Shaquille O'Neal is the last medical hope.
-9
24
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Day 23: An abandoned military convoy is spotted. Shaquille O'Neal must secure it before the other survivors.
+8
25
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Shaquille O'Neal lands a perfect high kick... zombie head pops clean off and rolls away. Technical victory, but gross as hell.
+4
26
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Shaquille O'Neal teaches survivors hand-to-hand combat. Lesson one: low kicks. First result: zombie shinbone snapped like a twig.
+4
27
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Shaquille O'Neal drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Shaquille O'Neal doesn't.
27
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Shaquille O'Neal
has died
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