☠️
72
Days survived
131
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
103
🗺️ Km traveled
19
👑 Decisions
6
🩺 Rescues
86
🍳 Meals cooked
12
🪤 Traps built
75
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
34 events
1
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Osama bin Laden was woken by screams. Adolf Hitler by silence, which is worse. Harold Shipman didn't sleep at all. Jeffrey Dahmer was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Donald Trump was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. George Washington was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." George W. Bush heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
🌍
Day 1: Donald Trump discovers the recovered canned goods expired in 2019. Culinary dilemma.
+4
1
🎒
Donald Trump weaves between zombies with their scooter and easily gains distance.
+5
1
⚡
Quirky: Osama bin Laden launches a 'survival startup' with a pitch deck drawn on cardboard. Funding round: 3 cans of tuna.
+1
1
🎂
Osama bin Laden is 54 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
1
💀
Jeffrey Dahmer dies of cold in the night. The fire went out, no one took over the watch. Frost doesn't negotiate.
1
💀
Jeffrey Dahmer
has died
1
📌
📍 MetLife Building. Helicopter on the roof. Donald Trump: "Our ticket out. If it has fuel."
0
4
🎂
George Washington is 67 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
10
🎒
George W. Bush catapults rocks at zombies with the trebuchet from a safe distance. Formidable medieval artillery!
+8
13
⚡
Harold Shipman sets traps with disturbing efficiency
0
14
🌍
Day 14: The camp pharmacy is in disarray. Adolf Hitler must take inventory before we confuse aspirin with morphine.
-7
15
💀
George W. Bush dies mid-speech at the podium. The mic still echoes 'My fellow survivors...' as zombies storm the town hall.
15
💀
George W. Bush
has died
20
🌍
Day 20: The camp cook has gone missing. Donald Trump must feed 50 people with what's left.
+7
21
🎒
Osama bin Laden discovers the cart wheel spins in every direction except the right one. Classic.
-3
22
⚡
Donald Trump negotiates an exclusive contract with zombies to monopolize the brain market
+4
25
💀
A tornado tears off the shelter's roof. Harold Shipman is sucked up with the debris. The last survivor to see them says they flew almost gracefully.
25
💀
Harold Shipman
has died
26
🌍
Day 26: George Washington recovers a professional slingshot. Silent, effective, and vaguely humiliating for zombies.
+6
32
⚡
George Washington over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
39
🎒
Adolf Hitler takes off in a hot air balloon and observes zombie movements from the sky. Perfect aerial mapping!
+7
40
💀
Poetic Death: Osama bin Laden dies clutching an empty briefcase to his chest. The last deal fell through.
40
💀
Osama bin Laden
has died
45
⚡
Donald Trump organizes an IPO for their startup 'ZombieUber' - home brain delivery service
+4
46
🎒
Adolf Hitler sticks their plunger on a zombie's face who can't see anything and falls off the roof.
+3
46
📌
📍 Chelsea Market. Zombies feast on... each other. George Washington: "The irony is not lost on me."
0
48
🌍
Day 48: George Washington sets up a trap that triggers on an ally. Friendship severely tested.
-6
52
💀
Donald Trump calculates the ROI of their survival and decides dying costs less than living
52
💀
Donald Trump
has died
61
⚡
George Washington builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
+5
62
🎒
George Washington trips over a corpse and sprawls full-length. The zombies are closing in.
-5
63
🌍
Day 63: Adolf Hitler discovers an uncontaminated mountain spring. Drinking water, the new oil.
+11
64
💀
Adolf Hitler burns the balloon fabric with the poorly adjusted burner. Free fall in a wicker basket.
64
💀
Adolf Hitler
has died
65
🎒
George Washington throws a flash grenade that blinds the entire horde, allowing the group to flee.
+6
66
🌍
Day 66: The camp doctor is bitten. George Washington must decide: amputation or quarantine.
-20
68
🎒
George Washington finds an intact cookie package. The group enjoys these little cakes with childlike joy.
+5
69
⚡
George Washington calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
70
🌍
Day 70: George Washington finds a working solar charger. Technology reclaims its rights.
+7
72
💀
George Washington dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
72
💀
George Washington
has died
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