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168
Days survived
545
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
346
🗺️ Km traveled
68
👑 Decisions
49
🩺 Rescues
257
🍳 Meals cooked
33
🪤 Traps built
187
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
47 events
1
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Mahatma Gandhi and Barry Allen were on the wrong side. Goku spotted them from the roof of a bus. Jesus Christ, Sanji, and Iron Man were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Tony Street, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
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Sanji uses cold fries as mikado sticks with other survivors. Unexpected moment of relaxation.
+2
1
Mahatma Gandhi distributes flyers 'Death to the undead!'
+4
1
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📍 MetLife Building. Helicopter on the roof. Mahatma Gandhi: "Our ticket out. If it has fuel."
0
3
Barry Allen uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
7
🎂
Tony Street, 96 years old, has survived much worse. But physically, it's very hard.
-8
10
🌍
Day 10: Barry Allen mistakes a zombie for a sleeping survivor and offers it coffee. Awkward moment.
-3
12
🌍
Day 12: Jesus Christ recovers a bulletproof vest from a zombie cop. He didn't need it anymore, obviously.
+8
13
🎒
Jesus Christ clears an entire hallway of zombies with precise MP5 bursts.
+7
13
🎂
Mahatma Gandhi is 79 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
16
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Tony Street dies mid-speech at the podium. The mic still echoes 'My fellow survivors...' as zombies storm the town hall.
16
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Tony Street
has died
17
Mahatma Gandhi organizes a protest against zombie oppression
+4
18
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Goku forgets to recharge the aero-bike. It's now a very heavy and very cumbersome bicycle.
-5
22
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Goku accidentally shakes the soda can and opening it sprays the whole group with sticky liquid.
-3
23
Success: Goku holds a breach alone for 20 minutes with axe and shield, until reinforcements arrive.
+5
25
🌍
Day 25: Barry Allen confuses the gas canister with the water canister. The barbecue is original, the thirst remains.
-7
29
🌍
Day 29: Iron Man drops a stack of plates in the dead silence of night. Standing ovation from the zombies.
-6
31
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Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
31
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Jesus Christ
has died
40
🌍
Day 40: Barry Allen finds a medical book in a ruined library. Now to understand it.
+4
40
Iron Man tests a 'revolutionary zombie trap' that snaps shut... on their own foot. Back to the drawing board.
+5
46
📌
📍 The High Line park. Zombies stumble through gardens. Barry Allen: "Urban renewal took a weird turn."
0
48
Sanji transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
+5
51
🎒
Iron Man smashes a zombie with a perfectly aimed wrench blow.
+5
54
🌍
Day 54: A hailstorm forces zombies to take shelter... in the camp. Barry Allen must improvise.
+11
58
🎒
Sanji blows the locomotive whistle so loud that all the crows in the region fly away. Hitchcock resigns.
+3
61
💀
Barry Allen wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
61
💀
Barry Allen
has died
64
Sanji seasons a rat stew so masterfully that everyone asks for seconds. Nobody asks what's in it.
+5
71
🎒
Iron Man stops at the pit to change F1 tires. Nobody's there
0
73
🌍
Day 73: Sanji negotiates an alliance with a neighboring camp. More allies, fewer zombies per head.
+10
73
Failure: Goku charges alone into a 50-zombie horde while screaming. Courage 10/10. Strategy 0/10. Result: predictable.
+5
77
🌍
Day 77: Night frost made roads impassable. A group of zombies blocks the only exit. Goku must clear the way.
+8
81
🎒
Sanji empties his MAC-10 on a group of zombies in deafening noise.
+6
82
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Sanji knocks over the makeshift fryer and boiling oil spills everywhere. The floor becomes a slippery and burning trap.
82
💀
Sanji
has died
91
📌
📍 Williamsburg. Hipster zombies in flannel. Iron Man: "They were dead inside before this."
0
94
🌍
Day 94: The generator breaks down. Without power, electric fences are decorative. Iron Man must repair.
+9
100
🌍
Day 100: Clear skies after weeks of gloom. Morale rises. Mahatma Gandhi organizes an outing to enjoy the sun and explore the surroundings.
+3
100
Bizarre: Goku collects a trophy from each killed zombie. His necklace weighs 9 pounds. Nobody dares ask what it is.
+5
106
Iron Man cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
108
💀
Mahatma Gandhi throws Molotov cocktails shouting 'Viva la Revolución!'
108
💀
Mahatma Gandhi
has died
125
🌍
Day 125: Goku finds a batch of new batteries. Supreme luxury in apocalypse times.
+6
126
🌍
Day 126: Rats invade the grain storage. Iron Man must eliminate them without wasting ammunition.
-6
136
📌
📍 Rooftop garden. Tomatoes still growing. Iron Man: "Life finds a way. So does death."
0
149
Iron Man mentally patents every invention: 'Patent #47: Soup Can Catapult. Awaiting functional patent office.'
+5
150
💀
Iron Man takes shelter under a tree during the storm. Lightning didn't read the survival manual either.
150
💀
Iron Man
has died
151
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Day 151: Torrential rains cause flooding. Zombies float like corks. Goku must evacuate the camp to higher floors.
+6
154
🌍
Day 154: Heat wave. 42°C in the shade. Zombies slow down, their flesh dries out. Goku must ration the group's water.
-10
157
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Day 157: Total solar eclipse. The zombies lift their heads to the sky like morbid sunflowers. Goku finds it both magnificent and terrifying.
-8
168
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Poetic Death: Goku fights to the end, blade broken, shield cracked, standing in the breach. Found next day, still standing.
168
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Goku
has died

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