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70
Days survived
143
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
81
🗺️ Km traveled
20
👑 Decisions
18
🩺 Rescues
103
🍳 Meals cooked
11
🪤 Traps built
59
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
26 events
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Zohran Mamdani and Patroclus were on the wrong side. Julius Caesar spotted them from the roof of a bus. Hippocrates, Gordon Ramsay, and Stephen Hawking were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Donald Trump, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
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Day 1: Julius Caesar is on night watch and spots suspicious movement. Zombie or survivor?
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Donald Trump launches a re-election campaign mid-apocalypse. Campaign posters on barricades: 'Together Against the Undead - Vote Donald Trump!'
+3
1
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📍 Chinatown alleys. Neon signs flicker. Zohran Mamdani dodges zombies. "Yo, watch it!"
0
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Stephen Hawking is 76 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
3
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Gordon Ramsay is 60 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
4
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A tornado tears off the shelter's roof. Patroclus is sucked up with the debris. The last survivor to see them says they flew almost gracefully.
4
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Patroclus
has died
7
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Hippocrates improvises painkillers using found medicinal plants
+4
15
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Day 15: Julius Caesar spots a zombie wearing a USB drive around its neck. Potentially crucial.
+6
16
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Donald Trump dies mid-speech at the podium. The mic still echoes 'My fellow survivors...' as zombies storm the town hall.
16
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Donald Trump
has died
17
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Day 17: Hippocrates recovers a complete first aid kit from an abandoned ambulance.
+9
19
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Julius Caesar gives a regulation salute to a zombie in uniform. Old habits die hard. The zombie doesn't salute back.
+5
23
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Poetic death - Stephen Hawking dies while reciting their PhD thesis on zombie anthropology
23
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Stephen Hawking
has died
25
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Day 25: The camp's water is contaminated. Hippocrates must find an alternative source before general dehydration.
+9
36
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Hippocrates diagnoses the zombie infection status of a suspicious survivor
+4
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Zohran Mamdani distracts zombies by rapping their life story
40
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Zohran Mamdani
has died
43
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Julius Caesar follows military doctrine by the book. Plot twist: zombies didn't read the manual.
+5
46
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Day 46: Julius Caesar finds a vending machine still powered. Mars bars survived the apocalypse, we didn't.
+5
46
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📍 Empire State Building observation deck. Hippocrates sees the burning city. "Hell of a view."
0
49
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Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
49
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
53
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Day 53: Suspicious noises are coming from the basement. Julius Caesar is sent to check. Obviously.
+3
57
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Julius Caesar sets up a textbook defensive perimeter and leads the counterattack with surgical precision.
+5
61
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Julius Caesar falls in combat, still holding firing position. Never abandoned post. Semper fi.
61
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Julius Caesar
has died
64
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Hippocrates treats the group's wounds with makeshift medical supplies
+4
66
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Day 66: The camp pharmacy is in disarray. Hippocrates must take inventory before we confuse aspirin with morphine.
+4
69
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Day 69: An earthquake cracks the camp walls. Hippocrates must coordinate repairs under constant threat.
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70
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Hippocrates drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Hippocrates doesn't.
70
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Hippocrates
has died
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