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219
Days survived
740
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
494
🗺️ Km traveled
69
👑 Decisions
65
🩺 Rescues
357
🍳 Meals cooked
43
🪤 Traps built
312
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
63 events
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, George Washington, Usain Bolt, Goku, Sakura Haruno, Sanji, Tony Stark, and Ralph Wiggum found themselves trapped in a supermarket. George Washington screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Goku pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Sakura Haruno ran to the pharmacy aisle. Sanji emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Tony Stark cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Usain Bolt found the stairs to the roof. Ralph Wiggum was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
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Jour 1 : George Washington intercepte un signal radio annonçant une zone sécurisée à 50 km. L'espoir renaît, méfiance aussi.
+12
1
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📍 Yankee Stadium. Seats filled with the undead. Goku: "Still a better crowd than the Mets."
0
2
Usain Bolt sprints between zombies like in an Olympic obstacle course
+4
3
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Day 3: A camp member is secretly hoarding food. George Washington must handle the situation diplomatically.
+5
5
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Sanji serves tacos to zombies from the food truck. They politely queue up.
+5
8
Ralph Wiggum hides behind others yelling 'I'm essential!'
+4
9
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Jour 9 : Des pluies torrentielles provoquent une inondation. Les zombies flottent comme des bouchons. George Washington doit évacuer le camp vers les étages supérieurs.
+6
9
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Goku breaks their fingers punching a wall instead of the zombie with brass knuckles.
-5
10
George Washington recruits survivors for their anti-zombie guerrilla
+4
11
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Sakura Haruno stabs a zombie with the sacrificial dagger and the group swears they saw a mystical glow.
+6
16
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Ralph Wiggum becomes a zombie and nobody notices the difference
16
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Ralph Wiggum
has died
17
Sakura Haruno intubates a survivor with a garden hose. Patient lives. Medical ethics? Not so much.
+5
18
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Day 18: George Washington discovers an uncontaminated mountain spring. Drinking water, the new oil.
+11
26
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Day 26: George Washington recovers a complete first aid kit from an abandoned ambulance.
+9
32
Tony Stark tests a 'revolutionary zombie trap' that snaps shut... on their own foot. Back to the drawing board.
+5
33
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Sakura Haruno opens the ambulance rear doors while driving and all the medical equipment flies out onto the road.
-5
37
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Jour 37 : Goku essaie de faire un feu de camp et met le feu à sa propre tente. Technique perfectible.
-7
37
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Usain Bolt trips over a corpse and sprawls full-length. The zombies are closing in.
-5
38
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Goku speeds off on the aero-bike and leaves the zombies in a cloud of futuristic dust.
+8
45
Tony Stark cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
46
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📍 Brooklyn Bridge wobbles under zombie weight. Sakura Haruno: "At least there's no traffic for once."
0
56
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Goku executes their signature finishing move on a zombie horde
56
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Goku
has died
59
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Sanji dislocates their wrist from the Desert Eagle's recoil.
-6
59
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Sakura Haruno decorates their face with bandages like a manga character. The zombies are confused.
+2
68
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Day 68: Usain Bolt finds an intact library. No WiFi, but at least there's reading material.
+3
75
Usain Bolt runs in place in front of a horde to hypnotize them with the rhythm
+4
81
Sakura Haruno stabilizes five critical patients in an hour using duct tape and prayers. Triage is brutal but saves the most lives possible.
+5
82
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Usain Bolt bites into a fresh apple found in an abandoned orchard. The vitamins feel good.
+4
82
George Washington organizes a protest against zombie oppression
+4
85
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Jour 85 : Le vent souffle à 120 km/h. Les débris volent partout. Usain Bolt doit renforcer les barricades avant qu'elles ne s'envolent.
+5
86
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Day 86: Tony Stark uncovers a complete survival manual in a bookstore. Ironically, in the humor section.
+5
88
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Usain Bolt organizes a zombie-run to determine who eats whom
88
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Usain Bolt
has died
91
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📍 Broadway theaters dark. Phantom masks litter the street. Sanji: "The show won't go on."
0
96
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Day 96: George Washington repairs an abandoned dirt bike. Mobility means survival.
+9
97
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George Washington blasts a massive zombie with his Smith & Wesson Model 29. "Do you feel lucky, rotten?"
+8
98
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Tony Stark hears the recorded subway voice: 'Mind the closing doors.' A zombie gets its hand stuck.
+4
104
George Washington distributes flyers 'Death to the undead!'
+4
106
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Sanji burns their fingers with boiling oil from the fries. No fries are worth that.
-4
115
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Day 115: Sakura Haruno finds a medical book in a ruined library. Now to understand it.
+4
116
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Day 115: The camp doctor is bitten. Sakura Haruno must decide: amputation or quarantine.
+10
116
Sanji transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
+5
118
Sanji seasons a rat stew so masterfully that everyone asks for seconds. Nobody asks what's in it.
+5
120
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Sakura Haruno dies of exhaustion after 72 hours without sleep. The last patient saved will never know the ultimate sacrifice made.
120
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Sakura Haruno
has died
126
Sanji attempts to flambé in an enclosed space. The shelter goes up in flames. At least the dish was to die for.
+5
128
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Day 128: Sanji discovers the recovered canned goods expired in 2019. Culinary dilemma.
+4
129
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Tony Stark is 53 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
133
Tony Stark mentally patents every invention: 'Patent #47: Soup Can Catapult. Awaiting functional patent office.'
+5
133
🎂
George Washington is 67 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
134
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Jour 134 : La grêle tombe comme des balles de golf. Le toit du camp ne tiendra pas longtemps. Tony Stark doit trouver une solution, vite.
+8
135
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Tony Stark clears an entire hallway of zombies with precise MP5 bursts.
+7
136
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📍 Grocery store. Bagels untouched. Tony Stark: "Even zombies know you don't mess with New York bagels."
0
138
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George Washington runs out of coal for the locomotive. The train slows down and zombies catch up to the convoy.
-6
141
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Day 141: George Washington finds a working solar charger. Technology reclaims its rights.
+7
142
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Sanji blows up the food truck's gas tank while lighting the grill. Well-done burger.
142
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Sanji
has died
153
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Day 153: A zombie has broken into the food storage. George Washington must neutralize it without destroying the supplies.
+7
176
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Day 176: Tony Stark finds a portable generator with fuel. Christmas came early.
+10
181
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📍 Chinatown alleys. Neon signs flicker. Tony Stark dodges zombies. "Yo, watch it!"
0
182
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Jour 182 : George Washington utilise le dernier désinfectant pour se nettoyer les mains après avoir mangé des chips. Priorités.
-4
195
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Tony Stark steps on the third rail getting off the subway. 750 volts show no mercy.
195
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Tony Stark
has died
201
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Day 201: George Washington catches two wild rabbits. First real fresh meat meal in weeks.
+8
203
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Jour 203 : Une éclaircie après des semaines de grisaille. Le moral remonte. George Washington organise une sortie pour profiter du soleil et explorer les environs.
+3
211
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Day 211: George Washington discovers a personal bunker filled with canned goods. The survivalist was right all along.
+12
219
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George Washington fires six shots from his Model 29, five into the ceiling. The ceiling collapses.
219
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George Washington
has died

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