☠️
104
Days survived
135
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
147
🗺️ Km traveled
26
👑 Decisions
23
🩺 Rescues
131
🍳 Meals cooked
14
🪤 Traps built
122
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
45 events
1
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Stephen Hawking was woken by screams. Usain Bolt by silence, which is worse. Victoria didn't sleep at all. Grigori Rasputin was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Gordon Ramsay was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Jeffrey Epstein was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Mahatma Gandhi heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
🌍
Day 1: Camp morale is at rock bottom. Grigori Rasputin must organize something to lift spirits.
+4
1
📌
📍 Queens diner. Coffee pot still warm. Jeffrey Epstein pours a cup. "Service is terrible."
0
2
🌍
Day 2: A tropical microclimate turns the zone into a furnace. Zombies are faster, more aggressive. Grigori Rasputin must adapt the defense.
+9
2
🎒
Mahatma Gandhi installs a bell on the bike and rings it. The zombies politely step aside.
+4
3
🎒
Mahatma Gandhi sets the marshmallows on fire and burns their fingers in panic.
-3
3
⚡
Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
5
💀
Victoria proposes to capture the essence of the apocalypse in a painting before being devoured
5
💀
Victoria
has died
10
🎒
Gordon Ramsay presses the fire extinguisher but it's empty and only spits out a pathetic trickle.
-3
16
🎒
Jeffrey Epstein chains tricks between zombies and escapes with style. Tony Hawk of the apocalypse!
+6
18
⚡
Grigori Rasputin meditates to find the hidden meaning of the apocalypse
+1
21
🌍
Day 21: Usain Bolt finds a military walkie-talkie still functional. Communication changes everything.
+7
21
🌍
Day 21: Gordon Ramsay finds a portable generator with fuel. Christmas came early.
+10
26
💀
Jeffrey Epstein dies protecting the camp children. The blackboard still hangs: 'Lesson 12: Never give up.'
26
💀
Jeffrey Epstein
has died
27
🌍
Day 27: Grigori Rasputin snores so loudly that zombies think an engine is running. Involuntary reconnaissance.
-3
30
🎒
Stephen Hawking takes the left fork in the mine cart. It's a dead end. The zombie takes the right one.
-5
32
🎒
Grigori Rasputin takes off in a hot air balloon and observes zombie movements from the sky. Perfect aerial mapping!
+7
32
⚡
Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
39
🌍
Day 39: Usain Bolt mistakes a zombie for a sleeping survivor and offers it coffee. Awkward moment.
-3
40
💀
A tornado tears off the shelter's roof. Mahatma Gandhi is sucked up with the debris. The last survivor to see them says they flew almost gracefully.
40
💀
Mahatma Gandhi
has died
43
🌍
Day 43: A survivor claims to be a doctor. Grigori Rasputin must verify their skills before they kill someone.
+4
44
🎒
Grigori Rasputin cracks their whip and tears off a zombie's jaw from a distance.
+6
46
📌
📍 The subway tunnels echo with groans. Usain Bolt: "Still smells better than rush hour."
0
50
🌍
Day 50: Usain Bolt loses the camp map during patrol. Fortunately, zombies can't read.
-5
52
⚡
Stephen Hawking synthesizes a chemical repellent from lab supplies. Zombies back away — the scientific method works even on the dead.
0
54
🎒
Stephen Hawking opens the chip bag and the crunching noise alerts all zombies within 200 meters.
-5
55
💀
Stephen Hawking injects an experimental serum as a last resort. The notebook entries stop at 'Subject: myself. Result: in progress...'
55
💀
Stephen Hawking
has died
56
🌍
Day 56: Zombies are digging a tunnel under the camp. Grigori Rasputin must organize the underground counter-offensive.
+9
56
🌍
Day 56: Gordon Ramsay eats a suspicious mushroom and spends 24h in the bathroom. Zombies don't have this kind of problem.
-5
62
🎒
Usain Bolt bites into the apple and breaks a tooth on a petrified worm.
-3
66
⚡
Failure - Usain Bolt botches the start like in the 2008 Olympics, trips and does a somersault into the guts
+5
69
🎒
Usain Bolt races down a slope in a supermarket cart at full speed and loses the zombies!
+5
70
💀
Grigori Rasputin is swept away by a sudden flood while crossing a bridge. The current was faster than zombies. That says something.
70
💀
Grigori Rasputin
has died
74
🎒
Gordon Ramsay turns the old cart into a market stall. Trading ammo for food. Zombie fair trade.
+3
77
🌍
Day 77: A bridge collapses, isolating half the group. Gordon Ramsay must improvise a crossing.
-17
78
🎒
Usain Bolt stabs a zombie with the sacrificial dagger and the group swears they saw a mystical glow.
+6
78
⚡
Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
90
🌍
Day 90: Usain Bolt drops a stack of plates in the dead silence of night. Standing ovation from the zombies.
-6
91
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Usain Bolt: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
92
💀
Gordon Ramsay follows the cookie crumb trail left by another survivor. The trail leads straight into a zombie nest.
92
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
93
🎂
Usain Bolt (40 years old) naturally takes on a protective role towards the younger ones.
+3
95
🌍
Day 95: Usain Bolt steps on a Lego in the middle of the night. The scream attracts three zombies. Playmobil would have been less painful.
-5
96
🌍
Day 95: A camp member is secretly hoarding food. Usain Bolt must handle the situation diplomatically.
-10
97
⚡
Unusual - Usain Bolt organizes a 100m hurdles using zombies as obstacles, sets a new post-apocalyptic world record
+5
103
⚡
Success - Usain Bolt sprints through the horde Flash-style, zombies don't even have time to raise their arms
+5
104
💀
Usain Bolt climbs an apple tree to pick fruit and the branch gives way. Twenty meters of free fall.
104
💀
Usain Bolt
has died
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