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23
Days survived
32
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
23
🗺️ Km traveled
6
👑 Decisions
2
🩺 Rescues
18
🍳 Meals cooked
2
🪤 Traps built
19
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
22 events
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Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Zohran Mamdani was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, Sans nom and Chesley Sullenberger had barricaded the entrances. Steve Jobs was already treating the first injuries. Andrew Tate found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Mark Kerr rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Ted Bundy... Ted Bundy just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
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Jour 1 : Zohran Mamdani perd la carte du camp lors d'une patrouille. Heureusement, les zombies ne savent pas lire.
-5
1
Zohran Mamdani uses their microphone as a stylish blunt weapon
+3
1
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Ted Bundy collects unsettling trophies
1
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Ted Bundy
has died
1
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📍 MetLife Building. Helicopter on the roof. Zohran Mamdani: "Our ticket out. If it has fuel."
0
2
Steve Jobs cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
-3
4
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Jour 4 : Andrew Tate fait tomber une pile d'assiettes dans le silence total de la nuit. Standing ovation des zombies.
-6
6
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Steve Jobs dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
6
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Steve Jobs
has died
7
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Jour 7 : Chesley Sullenberger récupère une trousse de premiers soins complète dans une ambulance abandonnée.
+9
7
Zohran Mamdani raps so hard that zombies freeze in admiration
+3
8
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Mark Kerr executes their signature finishing move on a zombie horde
8
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Mark Kerr
has died
9
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Jour 9 : Zohran Mamdani utilise le dernier désinfectant pour se nettoyer les mains après avoir mangé des chips. Priorités.
-4
10
Zohran Mamdani motivates survivors with an epic rap battle
+3
11
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Poetic death - Sans nom dies trying to serve a subpoena to a zombie horde for 'disturbing the peace'
11
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Sans nom
has died
13
Andrew Tate films a documentary "My Life with Zombies" for Netflix
+1
14
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Jour 14 : Un membre du camp stocke de la nourriture en secret. Andrew Tate doit gérer la situation diplomatiquement.
+5
15
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Andrew Tate launches "Apocalypse Got Talent" to entertain survivors
15
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Andrew Tate
has died
18
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Jour 18 : Zohran Mamdani négocie une alliance avec un camp voisin. Plus d'alliés, moins de zombies par tête.
+10
18
Chesley Sullenberger motivates survivors with a Braveheart-worthy speech
+1
20
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Chesley Sullenberger coordinates an evacuation shouting 'NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND!'
20
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Chesley Sullenberger
has died
21
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Jour 21 : Les toilettes du camp sont hors service. Zohran Mamdani doit résoudre ce problème sanitaire urgent.
-7
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Jour 21 : Trois enfants survivants sont coincés dans un bus scolaire entouré de zombies. Zohran Mamdani doit les extraire.
-19
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Zohran Mamdani distracts zombies by rapping their life story
23
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Zohran Mamdani
has died

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