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26
Days survived
18
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
21
🗺️ Km traveled
5
👑 Decisions
4
🩺 Rescues
14
🍳 Meals cooked
4
🪤 Traps built
25
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
26 events
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Draganovo and Ed Gein were on the wrong side. Hulk spotted them from the roof of a bus. Jesus Christ, IShowSpeed, and Albert Einstein were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Joe Biden, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
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Day 1: Thick fog blankets the area. Visibility: zero. Ed Gein must guide the group through this pea soup.
+4
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Jesus Christ preaches love thy neighbor. Zombies understand 'eat thy neighbor'
+3
1
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Albert Einstein is 76 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
1
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Jesus Christ (23 years old) is in their prime. Energy and reflexes at maximum!
+8
1
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Draganovo drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Draganovo doesn't.
1
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Draganovo
has died
1
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📍 Park Slope. Yoga studio windows smashed. Ed Gein: "Downward dog, dead dog."
0
2
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Day 2: Jesus Christ recovers a guitar from the rubble. Camp evenings just gained 3 stars.
+4
5
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Hulk discovers zombies are attracted to formaldehyde smell. The lab becomes a nightclub for the undead.
-3
6
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Joe Biden dies mid-speech at the podium. The mic still echoes 'My fellow survivors...' as zombies storm the town hall.
6
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Joe Biden
has died
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IShowSpeed proposes an agility workshop against hordes
-1
10
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Day 10: Albert Einstein discovers the zombie that's been lurking for 3 days fell into a pit. Nature works in mysterious ways.
+4
11
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Hulk injects an experimental serum as a last resort. The notebook entries stop at 'Subject: myself. Result: in progress...'
11
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Hulk
has died
12
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IShowSpeed creates a PowerPoint on optimal survival strategy
-1
13
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Day 13: IShowSpeed finds a batch of new batteries. Supreme luxury in apocalypse times.
+6
14
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IShowSpeed drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, IShowSpeed doesn't.
14
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IShowSpeed
has died
15
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Day 15: Ed Gein drops a stack of plates in the dead silence of night. Standing ovation from the zombies.
-6
15
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Albert Einstein tests a 'revolutionary zombie trap' that snaps shut... on their own foot. Back to the drawing board.
+5
17
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Ed Gein dies of cold in the night. The fire went out, no one took over the watch. Frost doesn't negotiate.
17
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Ed Gein
has died
18
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Day 18: A camp member is secretly hoarding food. Jesus Christ must handle the situation diplomatically.
+5
19
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Jesus Christ lays hands on a zombie. Spoiler: it doesn't work
+3
21
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Jesus Christ drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Jesus Christ doesn't.
21
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Jesus Christ
has died
22
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Day 22: Albert Einstein must cross an infested zone to retrieve medical supplies from a clinic.
-11
24
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Day 24: Albert Einstein confuses the gas canister with the water canister. The barbecue is original, the thirst remains.
-7
24
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Albert Einstein mentally patents every invention: 'Patent #47: Soup Can Catapult. Awaiting functional patent office.'
+5
25
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Albert Einstein cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
26
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Albert Einstein dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
26
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Albert Einstein
has died
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