☠️
124
Days survived
312
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
184
🗺️ Km traveled
36
👑 Decisions
26
🩺 Rescues
167
🍳 Meals cooked
24
🪤 Traps built
75
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
50 events
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Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Harry Potter spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." John Rambo nodded without a word. Francis Ngannou cracked their knuckles. Medic opened their first aid kit. Gordon Ramsay pulled a camping stove from their bag. Thomas Edison pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Joe Rogan looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
1
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Day 1: Thick fog blankets the area. Visibility: zero. John Rambo must guide the group through this pea soup.
+4
1
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Day 1: An Alpha zombie emerges from the rubble. John Rambo finds themselves face to face with this abomination.
+10
1
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Gordon Ramsay discovers the cart wheel spins in every direction except the right one. Classic.
-3
1
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Joe Rogan uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
1
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Francis Ngannou demolishes zombies in hand-to-hand combat with devastating mixed martial arts: submissions and strikes.
+3
1
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SUCCESS: Harry Potter makes an unpopular but vital decision: sacrifice a building to trap a horde and save the rest of the camp.
+1
1
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Joe Rogan dies mid-dramatic monologue facing the zombies. The speech was beautiful. The audience, unappreciative.
1
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Joe Rogan
has died
1
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📍 Meat packing district. Hooks swing empty. Gordon Ramsay: "The tables have turned."
0
3
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Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
9
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Thomas Edison calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
15
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Day 15: A violent storm breaks out. Lightning strikes a transformer and plunges the entire neighborhood into darkness. Thomas Edison must secure the perimeter without electricity.
+6
15
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Medic discovers they can moonwalk faster than normal sprinting. Michael Jackson would be proud.
+3
19
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Harry Potter throws their dart which sticks into the wall 2 meters from the zombie.
-3
23
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Day 23: Lightning strikes the camp's water tank. Everything explodes. Medic is closest and must react in a split second.
+10
25
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Harry Potter takes shelter under a tree during the storm. Lightning didn't read the survival manual either.
25
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Harry Potter
has died
27
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Thomas Edison offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
33
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Thomas Edison over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
36
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Day 36: Francis Ngannou encounters a zombie stuck in a turnstile. Free entertainment, no danger.
+3
38
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Day 38: A violent storm approaches. Thomas Edison must secure the camp before the tempest.
+5
46
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📍 Water tower rooftop. Medic checks the perimeter. "We're surrounded. Classic New York."
0
47
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John Rambo carves a notch for every zombie killed. The weapon looks like a grocery store barcode.
+3
48
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Thomas Edison mixes mentos with the soda to create a geyser that scares away a small group of zombies.
+5
51
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John Rambo dies in combat, alone, far from any camp. No one will know. No one will pay the tab.
51
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John Rambo
has died
53
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Francis Ngannou hits a zombie with their squeaky toy mallet. The zombie seems insulted.
-3
55
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Medic treats the group's wounds with makeshift medical supplies
+4
57
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Day 57: Total solar eclipse. The zombies lift their heads to the sky like morbid sunflowers. Gordon Ramsay finds it both magnificent and terrifying.
-8
62
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Thomas Edison slips on their own banana peel in front of the whole group.
-3
66
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Day 66: Francis Ngannou finds a working solar charger. Technology reclaims its rights.
+7
68
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Francis Ngannou attempts a rear-naked choke on a zombie. Plot twist: zombies don't need oxygen. Wrong playbook.
+3
70
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Medic attempts emergency amputation to stop zombie infection
70
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Medic
has died
71
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Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
73
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Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
75
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Day 75: Thomas Edison loses their weapon in a sewer. The sewer is now the best-armed member of the camp.
-8
75
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Gordon Ramsay recites an incantation while brandishing their sacrificial dagger. No effect. The zombies don't care.
-3
80
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Gordon Ramsay drinks too many beers and falls asleep during their guard shift. Irresponsible.
-6
84
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Day 84: Gordon Ramsay must serve as bait to lure a horde away from camp during evacuation.
-12
88
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Gordon Ramsay attempts a ritual with their sacrificial dagger and accidentally summons even more zombies.
88
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
91
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📍 Coney Island boardwalk. Abandoned rides creak. Francis Ngannou: "The Cyclone looks safer now."
0
94
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Thomas Edison paddles in circles with the canoe for 20 minutes before realizing they're going in circles.
-3
95
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Thomas Edison builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
+5
96
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Day 96: Wind blows at 120 km/h. Debris flies everywhere. Francis Ngannou must reinforce the barricades before they blow away.
+5
102
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Francis Ngannou sets up a zombie octagon fight night. House rules: 'Tap out or get bit out.'
+3
103
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Day 103: Zombies are digging a tunnel under the camp. Thomas Edison must organize the underground counter-offensive.
+9
105
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Francis Ngannou pedals like a maniac and outpaces the zombies effortlessly. Long live the Tour de France of survival!
+6
107
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Thomas Edison dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
107
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Thomas Edison
has died
113
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Day 113: Francis Ngannou captures a zombie to study it. First step toward a potential antidote. Or toward disaster.
+7
114
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Francis Ngannou (40 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
116
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Day 116: Francis Ngannou finds a batch of new batteries. Supreme luxury in apocalypse times.
+6
122
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Francis Ngannou cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
124
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Francis Ngannou throws their toy mallet at a zombie who catches it and throws it back. Start of a deadly game.
124
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Francis Ngannou
has died
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