☠️
39
Days survived
28
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
32
🗺️ Km traveled
10
👑 Decisions
5
🩺 Rescues
55
🍳 Meals cooked
5
🪤 Traps built
33
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
33 events
1
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Adolf Hitler, Gordon Ramsay, Sun Wukong, Swedish Chef, Sanji, Barack Obama, and Ryan Gosling found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Adolf Hitler screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Sun Wukong pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Swedish Chef ran to the pharmacy aisle. Sanji emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Barack Obama cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Gordon Ramsay found the stairs to the roof. Ryan Gosling was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
1
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Day 1: An earthquake cracks the camp walls. Swedish Chef must coordinate repairs under constant threat.
-22
1
🎂
Barack Obama is 65 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
1
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📍 Greggs bakery. Sausage rolls intact. Ryan Gosling: "A miracle in these dark times."
0
2
🎒
Barack Obama sticks their plunger on a zombie's face who can't see anything and falls off the roof.
+3
3
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Failure - Gordon Ramsay misreads the teleprompter and accidentally announces incoming zombie reinforcements
0
4
💀
Swedish Chef dies in their makeshift kitchen, apron tied, one last pot simmering. Dinner is served. The chef is not.
4
💀
Swedish Chef
has died
5
🎂
Adolf Hitler is 56 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
6
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Day 6: A fire breaks out in the ammunition stockpile. Gordon Ramsay must save what can be saved.
-25
6
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Success - Barack Obama convinces a group of survivors to sign an alliance contract in exchange for post-apocalyptic legal protection
+1
7
🎒
Sun Wukong tries to run with open scissors and understands why mom said not to do it.
-4
8
💀
Sun Wukong goes down a slope at 80 km/h and crashes into a brick wall. The skateboard survives
8
💀
Sun Wukong
has died
9
⚡
Sanji seasons a rat stew so masterfully that everyone asks for seconds. Nobody asks what's in it.
+5
10
🌍
Day 10: Adolf Hitler mistakes the alert signal for the dinner bell. Arrives at the cafeteria mid-attack.
-6
15
🎒
Sanji decorates their face with bandages like a manga character. The zombies are confused.
+2
16
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Ryan Gosling tries to teach music theory to survivors to 'preserve culture'
16
💀
Ryan Gosling
has died
18
🌍
Day 18: Freezing rain. Every surface is a skating rink. Gordon Ramsay must stand guard on the roof tonight.
+7
18
🎒
Adolf Hitler finds an intact cookie package. The group enjoys these little cakes with childlike joy.
+5
21
⚡
Unusual - Barack Obama establishes a law firm in a bunker and charges €400/h for post-apocalyptic legal consultations
+1
22
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Poetic death - Gordon Ramsay dies live on air, still smiling at the camera until the very end
22
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
23
⚡
Adolf Hitler launches a re-election campaign mid-apocalypse. Campaign posters on barricades: 'Together Against the Undead - Vote Adolf Hitler!'
+2
24
🎒
Barack Obama rides majestically on their penny-farthing and zombies stand agape at this vision from another century.
+5
25
🌍
Day 25: Hail falls like golf balls. The camp roof won't hold much longer. Barack Obama must find a solution, fast.
+8
26
💀
Poetic death - Barack Obama dies trying to serve a subpoena to a zombie horde for 'disturbing the peace'
26
💀
Barack Obama
has died
28
⚡
Adolf Hitler holds democratic votes for every camp decision. It's slower than Congress, but the group stays united.
+2
33
🌍
Day 33: An injured survivor develops a severe infection. Sanji is the last medical hope.
-9
34
🎒
Sanji rolls over a rock and the scooter stops dead. Sanji continues solo in flight.
-4
35
💀
Adolf Hitler unpins their flash grenade in their pocket. Light streams out through all the holes in their pants.
35
💀
Adolf Hitler
has died
37
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Day 37: Wind blows at 120 km/h. Debris flies everywhere. Sanji must reinforce the barricades before they blow away.
-10
37
🎒
Sanji hits a zombie with their squeaky toy mallet. The zombie seems insulted.
-3
37
⚡
Sanji transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
+5
37
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Sanji attempts to flambé in an enclosed space. The shelter goes up in flames. At least the dish was to die for.
+5
38
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Day 38: Sanji encounters a zombie stuck in a turnstile. Free entertainment, no danger.
+3
39
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Sanji puts a bandage over a zombie's mouth to shut it up. The zombie doesn't appreciate it at all.
39
💀
Sanji
has died
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